a thousand welcomes,—take it, agrah, from
poor Pat.” I took it with infinite delight;
and holding it in my claws, and peeling it with my
beak, began to mutter “Poor Pat! poor Pat!”
“Oh, musha, musha! oh, by the powers!”
He cried, “but that’s a great bird, any
how—just like a Christian—look
here, boys.” A crowd now gathered round
my cage, and several exclamations, which recalled
my old friends of the Propaganda, caught my attention.
“Oh! queen of glory!” cried one; “Holy
Moses!” exclaimed another; “Blessed rosary!”
said a third. I turned my head from side to side,
listening; and excited by the excitement I caused,
I recited several scraps of litanies in good Latinity,—There
was first an universal silence, then an universal shout,
and a general cry of “A miracle! a miracle!”
“Go to Father Murphy,” said one; “Off
with ye, ye sowl, to the Counsellor,” said a
second; “Bring the baccah to him,” cried
an old woman; “Mrs. Carey, where is your blind
son?” said a young one. Could faith have
sufficed, I should indeed have worked miracles.
In the midst of my triumphs, Mr. O’Gallagher
returned, carried me off, put me in a carriage, and
drove away, followed by the shouting multitude.—That
night we put up at an hotel in Sackville-street, and
the next morning the street re-echoed with cries of
“Here is a full account of the miraculous parrot
just arrived in the city of Dublin, with a list of
his wonderful cures, for the small charge of one halfpenny.”
Shortly after we set off by the Ballydangan heavy fly,
for Sourcraut Hall. I was placed on the top of
the coach, to the delight of the outside passengers;
where I soon made an acquaintance with the customary
oratory of guards and coachmen, which produced much
laughter. I rapidly added to my vocabulary many
curious phrases, among which the most distinct were—“Aisy,
now, aisy,” “Get along out of that,”
“All’s right,” &c. &c. &c. with
nearly a verse of “The night before Larry was
stretched,” tune and all, and the air of “Polly
put the kettle on,” which the guard was practising
on his bugle, to relieve the tedium of the journey.
Like all nervous animals, I am extremely susceptible
to external impressions; and the fresh air, movement,
and company, had all their usual exhilarating effects
on my spirits. Our lady of Sourcraut Hall, Lady
C——, received myself and my protector
with a ceremonious and freezing politeness; asked
a few questions concerning my treatment, gentleness,
and docility; and desiring my kind companion to put
me on the back of a chair, she bowed him out of the
room. When he was gone, the lady turned to a
gloomy-looking man, who sat reading at a table, and
who looked so like one of the Portuguese brothers of
the Propaganda, that I took him for a frate—“What
a poor benighted creature that young man seems to
be!” she said. The grave gentleman, who
I afterwards found was known in the neighbourhood
by the title of her ladyship’s “moral
agent,” replied, “What, madam, would you
have of an O’Gallagher—a family of
the blackest Papists in the county?” My lady
shook her head, and threw up her devout eyes.—Dinner
was now announced, and the moral agent giving his
hand to the lady, I was left to sleep away the fatigue
of my journey.