persons in real life.  But this young American who lived in the Quartier was at the same time on a footing of intimacy in the exclusive home of those so charming Hemingways, who were, one knew, of the grand monde.  Was it true that the American painter was very wealthy?  Yes?  Ah, ciel!  That droll young man was then amusing himself by living in the Quartier?  But what an original!  His family approved?  He was an orphan?  With no relations save that old uncle whose heir he was?  Ah, mon Dieu!  That touched one’s heart!  One must try to be very pleasant to that so lonely young man!  And that so lonely young man was extended mead and balm in the shape of invitations to very smart affairs.  To some of which he found, at the last minute, he couldn’t go, for the simple and cogent reason that Checkleigh or Stocks had appropriated his dress suit.

“It’s infernally unlucky, Rabbits having an affair on to-night.  But you know how it is, Champ—­she’d never forgive me if I didn’t show up.  Big-wigs from home, and all that, and she feels it’s her duty to make me show ’em I haven’t become an Apache.  And my togs are out at interest—­one has to pay one’s rent sometimes, you understand,” explained Checkleigh, who was dressing before Peter’s mirror. “You don’t have to care:  you aren’t compelled to keep in her good graces!”

“Oh, all right.  I don’t mind.  I only accepted to please Mrs. Hemingway.”

“Mrs. Hemingway is my very good friend.  At the first opportunity I shall explain to her.  She can readily understand that

       “One may go without relatives, cousins, and aunts—­
        But civilized man can_not_ go without pants.

I wish you hadn’t such deucedly long legs, Champ.  Regular hop-poles!” grumbled Checkleigh, ungratefully.

“They are poor things, but mine own,” said Peter, mildly.  “You will find a five-franc piece in the waistcoat pocket, Checkleigh, if you happen to want it.  I keep it there for cab fare.”

“If I happen to want it!” shrieked Checkleigh.  “Oh, bloated plutocrat, purse-proud millionaire, I always happen to want it!” He waved an eloquent hand to the circumambient air.  “He has five-franc pieces in his waistcoat pocket—­and no Rabbits in his family!” cried Checkleigh.  “Now, have you a presentable pair of gloves, Croesus?—­Oh, damn your legs, Champneys!  Look at these beastly breeches of yours, will you?  I’ve had to turn ’em up until you’d fancy I was wearing cuffs on the ankles, and still they’re too long!”

“You should have cut ’em off a bit—­then you wouldn’t look as though you were poulticing your shins.  And they’d fit me, too,” commented Stocks, who had sauntered in.

Checkleigh looked at Peter’s watch—­his own was “out at interest” along with his dress suit—­and shook his head dolefully.

“If you’d just suggested it sooner, I could have done it—­now it’s too late.” he lamented.  “Your progeny will probably resemble herons, Champneys, and serve ’em right!—­Are those new gloves?  I am a credit to Rabbits!” And he rushed off.