I esteem them for it. Let us not abuse them like
envious folks. I feel happy when a beautiful
vision passes. I have not the light, but I have
the reflection. A reflection thrown on my ulcer,
you will say. Go to the devil! I am a Job,
delighted in the contemplation of Trimalcion.
Oh, that beautiful and radiant planet up there!
But the moonlight is something. To suppress the
lords was an idea which Orestes, mad as he was, would
not have dared to entertain. To say that the lords
are mischievous or useless is as much as to say that
the state should be revolutionized, and that men are
not made to live like cattle, browsing the grass and
bitten by the dog. The field is shorn by the sheep,
the sheep by the shepherd. It is all one to me.
I am a philosopher, and I care about life as much
as a fly. Life is but a lodging. When I think
that Henry Bowes Howard, Earl of Berkshire, has in
his stable twenty-four state carriages, of which one
is mounted in silver and another in gold—good
heavens! I know that every one has not got twenty-four
state carriages; but there is no need to complain for
all that. Because you were cold one night, what
was that to him? It concerns you only. Others
besides you suffer cold and hunger. Don’t
you know that without that cold, Dea would not have
been blind, and if Dea were not blind she would not
love you? Think of that, you fool! And, besides,
if all the people who are lost were to complain, there
would be a pretty tumult! Silence is the rule.
I have no doubt that heaven imposes silence on the
damned, otherwise heaven itself would be punished by
their everlasting cry. The happiness of Olympus
is bought by the silence of Cocytus. Then, people,
be silent! I do better myself; I approve and
admire. Just now I was enumerating the lords,
and I ought to add to the list two archbishops and
twenty-four bishops. Truly, I am quite affected
when I think of it! I remember to have seen at
the tithe-gathering of the Rev. Dean of Raphoe, who
combined the peerage with the church, a great tithe
of beautiful wheat taken from the peasants in the
neighbourhood, and which the dean had not been at the
trouble of growing. This left him time to say
his prayers. Do you know that Lord Marmaduke,
my master, was Lord Grand Treasurer of Ireland, and
High Seneschal of the sovereignty of Knaresborough
in the county of York? Do you know that the Lord
High Chamberlain, which is an office hereditary in
the family of the Dukes of Ancaster, dresses the king
for his coronation, and receives for his trouble forty
yards of crimson velvet, besides the bed on which
the king has slept; and that the Usher of the Black
Rod is his deputy? I should like to see you deny
this, that the senior viscount of England is Robert
Brent, created a viscount by Henry V. The lords’
titles imply sovereignty over land, except that of
Earl Rivers, who takes his title from his family name.
How admirable is the right which they have to tax
others, and to levy, for instance, four shillings