In a short time Barkilphedro took a foothold at court.

CHAPTER VIII.

INFERI.

There are two ways of making a footing at court.  In the clouds, and you are august; in the mud, and you are powerful.

In the first case, you belong to Olympus.

In the second case, you belong to the private closet.

He who belongs to Olympus has but the thunderbolt, he who is of the private closet has the police.

The private closet contains all the instruments of government, and sometimes, for it is a traitor, its chastisement.  Heliogabalus goes there to die.  Then it is called the latrines.

Generally it is less tragic.  It is there that Alberoni admires Vendome.  Royal personages willingly make it their place of audience.  It takes the place of the throne.  Louis XIV. receives the Duchess of Burgundy there.  Philip V. is shoulder to shoulder there with the queen.  The priest penetrates into it.  The private closet is sometimes a branch of the confessional.  Therefore it is that at court there are underground fortunes—­not always the least.  If, under Louis XI., you would be great, be Pierre de Rohan, Marshal of France; if you would be influential, be Olivier le Daim, the barber; if you would, under Mary de Medicis, be glorious, be Sillery, the Chancellor; if you would be a person of consideration, be La Hannon, the maid; if you would, under Louis XV., be illustrious, be Choiseul, the minister; if you would be formidable, be Lebel, the valet.  Given, Louis XIV., Bontemps, who makes his bed, is more powerful than Louvois, who raises his armies, and Turenne, who gains his victories.  From Richelieu, take Pere Joseph, and you have Richelieu nearly empty.  There is the mystery the less.  His Eminence in scarlet is magnificent; his Eminence in gray is terrible.  What power in being a worm!  All the Narvaez amalgamated with all the O’Donnells do less work than one Sor Patrocinio.

Of course the condition of this power is littleness.  If you would remain powerful, remain petty.  Be Nothingness.  The serpent in repose, twisted into a circle, is a figure at the same time of the infinite and of naught.

One of these viper-like fortunes had fallen to Barkilphedro.

He had crawled where he wanted.

Flat beasts can get in everywhere.  Louis XIV. had bugs in his bed and
Jesuits in his policy.

The incompatibility is nil.

In this world everything is a clock.  To gravitate is to oscillate.  One pole is attracted to the other.  Francis I. is attracted by Triboulet; Louis XIV. is attracted by Lebel.  There exists a deep affinity between extreme elevation and extreme debasement.