Lord Linnaeus Clancharlie had not always been old and proscribed; he had had his phase of youth and passion.  We know from Harrison and Pride that Cromwell, when young, loved women and pleasure, a taste which, at times (another reading of the text “Woman"), betrays a seditious man.  Distrust the loosely-clasped girdle. Male proecinctam juvenem cavete.  Lord Clancharlie, like Cromwell, had had his wild hours and his irregularities.  He was known to have had a natural child, a son.  This son was born in England in the last days of the republic, just as his father was going into exile.  Hence he had never seen his father.  This bastard of Lord Clancharlie had grown up as page at the court of Charles II.  He was styled Lord David Dirry-Moir:  he was a lord by courtesy, his mother being a woman of quality.  The mother, while Lord Clancharlie was becoming an owl in Switzerland, made up her mind, being a beauty, to give over sulking, and was forgiven that Goth, her first lover, by one undeniably polished and at the same time a royalist, for it was the king himself.

She had been but a short time the mistress of Charles II., sufficiently long however to have made his Majesty—­who was delighted to have won so pretty a woman from the republic—­bestow on the little Lord David, the son of his conquest, the office of keeper of the stick, which made that bastard officer, boarded at the king’s expense, by a natural revulsion of feeling, an ardent adherent of the Stuarts.  Lord David was for some time one of the hundred and seventy wearing the great sword, while afterwards, entering the corps of pensioners, he became one of the forty who bear the gilded halberd.  He had, besides being one of the noble company instituted by Henry VIII. as a bodyguard, the privilege of laying the dishes on the king’s table.  Thus it was that whilst his father was growing gray in exile, Lord David prospered under Charles II.

After which he prospered under James II.

The king is dead.  Long live the king!  It is the non deficit alter, aureus.

It was on the accession of the Duke of York that he obtained permission to call himself Lord David Dirry-Moir, from an estate which his mother, who had just died, had left him, in that great forest of Scotland, where is found the krag, a bird which scoops out a nest with its beak in the trunk of the oak.

II.

James II. was a king, and affected to be a general.  He loved to surround himself with young officers.  He showed himself frequently in public on horseback, in a helmet and cuirass, with a huge projecting wig hanging below the helmet and over the cuirass—­a sort of equestrian statue of imbecile war.  He took a fancy to the graceful mien of the young Lord David.  He liked the royalist for being the son of a republican.  The repudiation of a father does not damage the foundation of a court fortune.  The king made Lord David gentleman of the bedchamber, at a salary of a thousand a year.