“That’s you, Mrs. Behrens, that’s you!” “I know,” she answered sharply, “but the ass in the third letter is intended for you, so neither of us need laugh at the other. But now, Braesig, you see that it’s quite necessary that I should get hold of the little wretch, and box his ears well for him.” “You’re quite right, and it’s easily managed. Listen. You and I must hide at the bottom of the garden at eight o’clock this evening; at half past eight, Louisa must take her place in the ditch, and you’ll see that he’ll come like a bear to wild honey; and then we’ll spring out upon him, and take him prisoner before he knows where he is.” “That won’t do at all, Braesig. If I were going to act in that sort of way I shouldn’t require your help. It would be a great misfortune if Louisa were ever to know anything about this, and I’d rather that neither Hawermann nor even my pastor should hear of it.” “H’m, h’m!” said Braesig. “Then * * * then * * * Stop! I have it now. Mrs. Behrens, you must make yourself as thin as possible, put on Louisa’s clothes, and go to the randyvoo in her stead. Then, as soon as he is seated by your side, and is on the point of kissing you, you must seize him by the scruff of the neck, and hold on till I come.” “Nay, Braesig, that would never do!” “Don’t you think so, Mrs. Behrens? You understand that if he doesn’t see his sweet-heart in the ditch, you’ll never manage to inveigle him there; and if we don’t nab him unexpectedly, we’ll never succeed in catching him, for he’s a long-legged, thin-flanked gray-hound, and if it came to a race, we’d be nowhere with our short legs and round bodies.” It was quite true; but no! she go to a rendezvous? And Braesig was very stupid, how could she ever get into Louisa’s gown? But Braesig would not be convinced, he maintained that it was the only way in which she could get the interview she wanted with her nephew, and assured her that all she had to do