school-master at Zittelwitz and I got fifty-seven
in a field. I now saw that the queen was going
to settle on the blanket which the doctor had drawn
over my head. What was to be done? I couldn’t
move. I blew at her, and blew and blew till my
breath was all gone. It was horrible! The
queen settled right on the bald part of my head—for
I had taken off my wig as usual to save it—and
now the whole swarm flew at my face. That was
enough for me. Quickly I rolled out of bed, freed
myself from the blanket, wriggled out of the wet sheets,
and reached the door, for the devil was at my heels.
I got out at the door, and striking out at my assailants
blindly and madly, shrieked for help. God be
praised and thanked for the existence of the water-doctor—his
name is Ehrfurcht—he came to my rescue,
and, taking me to another room, fetched me my clothes,
and so after a few hours’ rest I was able to
go down to the dining-room-salong as they call
it—but I still had half a bushel of bee-stings
in my body. I began to speak to the gentlemen,
and they did nothing but laugh. Why did they laugh,
Charles? You don’t know, nor do I. I turned
to one of the ladies, and spoke to her in a friendly
way about the weather; she blushed. What was
there in the weather to make her red? I can’t
tell, nor can you, Charles. I spoke to the lady
who sings, and asked her very politely to let us hear
the beautiful song which she sings every evening.
What did she do, Charles? She turned her back
upon me! I now busied myself with my own thoughts,
but the water-doctor came up to me, and said courteously:
’Don’t be angry with me, Mr. Bailiff, but
you’ve made yourself very remarkable this afternoon.’
‘How?’ I asked. ’Miss von Hinkefuss
was crossing the passage when you ran out of your room,
and she has told every one else in strict confidence.’
‘And so,’ I said, ’you give me no
sympathy, the gentlemen laugh at me, and the ladies
turn their pretty backs upon me. No, I didn’t
come here for that! If Miss von Hinkefuss had
met me, if half a bushel of bee-stings had been
planted in her body, I should have asked her
every morning with the utmost propriety how she was.
But let her alone! There is no market where people
can buy kind-heartedness! Come away, doctor, and
pull the stings out of my body.’ He said
he couldn’t do it. ‘What!’ I
asked, ’can’t you pull bee-stings out
of a man’s skin?’ ‘No,’ he
said, ’that is to say, I can do it, but
I dare not, for that is an operation such as surgeons
perform, and I have no diploma for surgery from the
Mecklenburg government.’ ‘What?’
I asked, ’you are allowed to draw gout out of
my bones, but it is illegal for you to draw a bee-sting
out of my skin? You dare not meddle with the
outer skin which you can see, and yet you presume
to attack my internal maladies which you can’t
see? Thank you!’ Well, Charles, from
that moment I lost all faith in the water-doctor,
and without faith they can do nothing as they themselves