He decided now to exchange Mossgiel for Ellisland farm, about six miles from Dumfries. As soon as he was able to leave Edinburgh, he had hurried to Mossgiel and gone through a justice-of-peace marriage with Jean Armour. Burns, with all his faults, was an honest and a high-spirited man, and he loved the mother of his children. Had he hesitated to make her his wife, he must have sunk into the callousness of a ruffian, or that misery of miseries, the remorse of a poet.
Some months later he writes that his marriage “was not, perhaps, in consequence of the attachment of romance, but I have no cause to repent it. If I have not got polite tattle, modish manners, and fashionable dress, I am not sickened and disgusted with the multiform curse of boarding-school affectation; and I have got the handsomest figure, the sweetest temper, the soundest constitution, and the kindest heart in the country.” It was during the honeymoon, as he calls it, that he wrote the beautiful “O a’ the airts the wind can blaw.” He used to say that the happiest period of his life was the first winter at Ellisland, with wife and children around him. It was then that he wrote, among other songs, “John Anderson, my Jo,” “Tarn Glen,” “My heart’s in the Highlands,” “Go fetch to me a pint of wine,” and “Willie brewed a peck o’ maut.”
But the “golden days” of Ellisland were short. Burns’s farming speculations once more failed, and he had to take up his excise commission. “I am now,” says he, “a poor rascally gauger, condemned to gallop two hundred miles every week to inspect dirty ponds and yeasty barrels.” Both in prose and verse he has recorded the feelings with which he first followed his new vocation, and his jests on the subject are uniformly bitter. It was a vocation which exposed him to temptations of the kind he was least likely to resist. His extraordinary conversational powers led him into peril wherever he went. If he entered an inn at midnight, after all the inmates were in bed, the news of his arrival circulated from the cellar to the garret; and ere ten minutes had elapsed, the landlord and all his guests were assembled round the ingle; the largest punch-bowl was produced; and “Be ours this night—who knows what comes to-morrow?” was the language of every eye in the circle that welcomed him.
At home, too, lion-gazers from all quarters beset him; they ate and drank at his cost, and often went away to criticise him and his fare, as if they had done Burns and his black bowl great honour in condescending to be entertained for a single evening with such company. Among others who called on him was Captain Grose, the antiquary, and it is to this acquaintance that we owe “Tam o’ Shanter,” which Burns believed to be the best of all his productions.