not much to my taste, whatever the lecturer may be.
If
read, they are dismal flat, and you can’t
think why you are brought together to hear a man read
his works, which you could read so much better at
leisure yourself; if delivered extempore, I am always
in pain, lest the gift of utterance should suddenly
fail the orator in the middle, as it did me at the
dinner given in honour of me at the London Tavern.
‘Gentlemen,’ said I, and there I stopped;
the rest my feelings were under the necessity of supplying.
Mrs. Wordsworth
will go on, kindly haunting
us with visions of seeing the lakes once more, which
never can be realised. Between us there is a
great gulf, not of inexplicable moral antipathies and
distances, I hope, as there seemed to be between me
and that gentleman concerned in the Stamp Office,
that I so strangely recoiled from at Haydon’s.
I think I had an instinct that he was the head of
an office. I hate all such people—accountants’
deputy accountants. The dear abstract notion
of the East India Company, as long as she is unseen,
is pretty, rather poetical; but as she makes herself
manifest by the persons of such beasts, I loathe and
detest her as the scarlet what-do-you-call-her of
Babylon. I thought, after abridging us of all
our red-letter days, they had done their worst; but
I was deceived in the length to which heads of offices,
those true liberty-haters, can go. They are the
tyrants; not Ferdinand, nor Nero. By a decree
passed this week, they have abridged us of the immemorially-observed
custom of going at one o’clock of a Saturday,
the little shadow of a holiday left us. Dear
W.W., be thankful for liberty.
To SAMUEL TAYLOR COLERIDGE
The famous pigling
9 March, 1822.
DEAR COLERIDGE,
It gives me great satisfaction to hear that the pig
turned out so well: they are such interesting
creatures at a certain age. What a pity such
buds should blow out into the maturity of rank bacon!
You had all some of the crackling and brain sauce.
Did you remember to rub it with butter, and gently
dredge it a little, just before the crisis? Did
the eyes come away kindly with no Oedipean avulsion?
Was the crackling the colour of the ripe pomegranate?
Had you no complement of boiled neck of mutton before
it, to blunt the edge of delicate desire? Did
you flesh maiden teeth in it? Not that I
sent the pig, or can form the remotest guess what
part Owen could play in the business. I never
knew him give anything away in my life. He would
not begin with strangers. I suspect the pig,
after all, was meant for me; but at the unlucky juncture
of time being absent, the present somehow went round
to Highgate. To confess an honest truth, a pig
is one of those things which I could never think of
sending away. Teal, widgeon, snipes, barn-door
fowls, ducks, geese—your tame villatic things—Welsh
mutton, collars of brawn, sturgeon, fresh or pickled,