invention; but if there were such darling things
as old Chaucer sings, I would
up behind you
on the horse of brass, and frisk off for Prester John’s
country. But these are all tales; a horse of
brass never flew, and a king’s daughter never
talked with birds! The Tartars, really, are a
cold, insipid, smouchy set. You’ll be sadly
moped (if you are not eaten) among them. Pray
try and cure yourself. Take hellebore
(the counsel is Horace’s, ’twas none of
my thought
originally). Shave yourself
oftener. Eat no saffron, for saffron-eaters contract
a terrible Tartar-like yellow. Pray, to avoid
the fiend. Eat nothing that gives the heart-burn.
Shave the upper lip. Go about like
an European. Read no books of voyages (they are
nothing but lies), only now and then a romance, to
keep the fancy
under. Above all, don’t
go to any sights of
wild beasts. That has
been your ruin. Accustom yourself to write
familiar letters, on common subjects, to your friends
in England, such as are of a moderate understanding.
And think about common things more.... I supped
last night with Rickman, and met a merry
natural
captain, who pleases himself vastly with once having
made a pun at Otaheite in the O. language. ’Tis
the same man who said Shakespeare he liked, because
he was so
much of the gentleman. Rickman
is a man ’absolute in all numbers’.
I think I may one day bring you acquainted, if you
do not go to Tartary first; for you’ll never
come back. Have a care, my dear friend, of Anthropophagi!
their stomachs are always craving. ’Tis
terrible to be weighed out at five pence a-pound.
To sit at table (the reverse of fishes in Holland),
not as a guest, but as a meat.
God bless you: do come to England. Air and
exercise may do great things. Talk with some
minister. Why not your father?
God dispose all for the best. I have discharged
my duty.
To MRS. WORDSWORTH
Friends’ importunities
East India House, 18 Feb. 1818.
MY DEAR MRS. WORDSWORTH,
I have repeatedly taken pen in hand to answer your
kind letter. My sister should more properly have
done it, but she having failed, I consider myself
answerable for her debts. I am now trying to do
it in the midst of commercial noises, and with a quill
which seems more ready to glide into arithmetical
figures and names of gourds, cassia, cardemoms, aloes,
ginger, or tea, than into kindly responses and friendly
recollections. The reason why I cannot write letters
at home, is, that I am never alone. Plato’s—(I
write to W.W. now)—Plato’s double-animal
parted never longed more to be reciprocally re-united
in the system of its first creation, than I sometimes
do to be but for a moment single and separate.
Except my morning’s walk to the office, which
is like treading on sands of gold for that reason,
I am never so. I cannot walk home from office