malignity. Since our conflagration here, we have
sent two women and a boy to the justice, for depredation;
Sue Riviss, for stealing a piece of beef, which, in
her excuse, she said she intended to take care of.
This lady, whom you will remember, escaped for want
of evidence; not that evidence was indeed wanting,
but our men of Gotham judged it unnecessary to send
it. With her went the woman I mentioned before,
who, it seems, has made some sort of profession, but
upon this occasion allowed herself a latitude of conduct
rather inconsistent with it, having filled her apron
with wearing apparel, which she likewise intended
to take care of. She would have gone to the county
gaol, had Billy Raban, the baker’s son, who prosecuted,
insisted on it, but he good-naturedly, though I think
weakly, interposed in her favour, and begged her off.
The young gentleman who accompanied these fair ones
is the junior son of Molly Boswell. He had stolen
some iron-work, the property of Griggs, the butcher.
Being convicted, he was ordered to be whipt, which
operation he underwent at the cart’s tail, from
the stone-house to the high arch, and back again.
He seemed to show great fortitude, but it was all an
imposition upon the public. The beadle, who performed,
had filled his left hand with red ochre, through which,
after every stroke, he drew the lash of his whip,
leaving the appearance of a wound upon the skin, but
in reality not hurting him at all. This being
perceived by Mr. Constable Hinschcomb, who followed
the beadle, he applied his cane, without any such
management or precaution, to the shoulders of the too
merciful executioner. The scene immediately became
more interesting. The beadle could by no means
be prevailed upon to strike hard, which provoked the
constable to still harder; and this double flogging
continued, till a lass of Silverend, pitying the pitiful
beadle thus suffering under the hands of the pitiless
constable, joined the procession, and placing herself
immediately behind the latter, seized him by his capillary
club, and pulling him backwards by the same, slapt
his face with a most Amazonian fury. This concatenation
of events has taken up more of my paper than I intended
it should, but I could not forbear to inform you how
the beadle thrashed the thief, the constable the beadle,
and the lady the constable, and how the thief was the
only one who suffered nothing. Mr. Teedon has
been here, and is gone again. He came to thank
me for an old pair of breeches. In answer to our
inquiries after his health, he replied that he had
a slow fever, which made him take all possible care
not to inflame his blood. I admitted his prudence,
but in his particular instance could not very clearly
discern the need of it. Pump water will not heat
him much; and, to speak a little in his own style,
more inebriating fluids are to him, I fancy, not very
attainable. He brought us news, the truth of which,
however, I do not vouch for, that the town of Bedford
was actually on fire yesterday, and the flames not
extinguished when the bearer of the tidings left it.