conquest we have got firmly rooted in our minds the
idea (an idea fit for the philosophers of Bedlam)
that we can best trample on a people by ignoring all
the particular merits which give them a chance of
trampling upon us. It has become a breach of etiquette
to praise the enemy; whereas when the enemy is strong
every honest scout ought to praise the enemy.
It is impossible to vanquish an army without having
a full account of its strength. It is impossible
to satirise a man without having a full account of
his virtues. It is too much the custom in politics
to describe a political opponent as utterly inhumane,
as utterly careless of his country, as utterly cynical,
which no man ever was since the beginning of the world.
This kind of invective may often have a great superficial
success: it may hit the mood of the moment; it
may raise excitement and applause; it may impress millions.
But there is one man among all those millions whom
it does not impress, whom it hardly even touches;
that is the man against whom it is directed. The
one person for whom the whole satire has been written
in vain is the man whom it is the whole object of
the institution of satire to reach. He knows
that such a description of him is not true. He
knows that he is not utterly unpatriotic, or utterly
self-seeking, or utterly barbarous and revengeful.
He knows that he is an ordinary man, and that he can
count as many kindly memories, as many humane instincts,
as many hours of decent work and responsibility as
any other ordinary man. But behind all this he
has his real weaknesses, the real ironies of his soul:
behind all these ordinary merits lie the mean compromises,
the craven silences, the sullen vanities, the secret
brutalities, the unmanly visions of revenge.
It is to these that satire should reach if it is to
touch the man at whom it is aimed. And to reach
these it must pass and salute a whole army of virtues.
If we turn to the great English satirists of the seventeenth
and eighteenth centuries, for example, we find that
they had this rough but firm grasp of the size and
strength, the value and the best points of their adversary.
Dryden, before hewing Ahitophel in pieces, gives a
splendid and spirited account of the insane valour
and inspired cunning of the
‘daring pilot in extremity,’
who was more untrustworthy in calm than in storm,
and
‘Steered too near the
rocks to boast his wit.’
The whole is, so far as it goes, a sound and picturesque
version of the great Shaftesbury. It would, in
many ways, serve as a very sound and picturesque account
of Lord Randolph Churchill. But here comes in
very pointedly the difference between our modern attempts
at satire and the ancient achievement of it.
The opponents of Lord Randolph Churchill, both Liberal
and Conservative, did not satirise him nobly and honestly,
as one of those great wits to madness near allied.
They represented him as a mere puppy, a silly and