humour allied with them to have passed away also.
In other departments of wit and repartee, and acute
hits at men and things, Scotsmen (whatever Sydney Smith
may have said to the contrary) are equal to their
neighbours, and, so far as I know, may have gained
rather than lost. But this peculiar humour of
which I now speak has not, in our day, the scope and
development which were permitted to it by the former
generation. Where the tendency exists, the exercise
of it is kept down by the usages and feelings of society.
For examples of it (in its full force at any rate)
we must go back to a race who are departed. One
remark, however, has occurred to me in regard to the
specimens we have of this kind of humour—viz.
that they do not always proceed from the personal
wit or cleverness of any of the individuals concerned
in them. The amusement comes from the circumstances,
from the concurrence or combination of the ideas, and
in many cases from the mere expressions which describe
the facts. The humour of the narrative is unquestionable,
and yet no one has tried to be humorous. In short,
it is the Scottishness that gives the zest.
The same ideas differently expounded might have no
point at all. There is, for example, something
highly original in the notions of celestial mechanics
entertained by an honest Scottish Fife lass regarding
the theory of comets. Having occasion to go out
after dark, and having observed the brilliant comet
then visible (1858), she ran in with breathless haste
to the house, calling on her fellow-servants to “Come
oot and see a new star that hasna got its tail cuttit
aff yet!” Exquisite astronomical speculation!
Stars, like puppies, are born with tails, and in due
time have them docked. Take an example of a story
where there is no display of any one’s wit or
humour, and yet it is a good story, and one can’t
exactly say why:—An English traveller had
gone on a fine Highland road so long, without having
seen an indication of fellow-travellers, that he became
astonished at the solitude of the country; and no
doubt before the Highlands were so much frequented
as they are in our time, the roads sometimes bore
a very striking aspect of solitariness. Our traveller,
at last coming up to an old man breaking stones, asked
him if there was any traffic on this road—was
it at all frequented? “Ay,”
he said, coolly, “it’s no ill at that;
there was a cadger body yestreen, and there’s
yoursell the day.” No English version of
the story could have half such amusement, or have so
quaint a character. An answer even still more
characteristic is recorded to have been given by a
countryman to a traveller. Being doubtful of his
way, he inquired if he were on the right road to Dunkeld.
With some of his national inquisitiveness about strangers,
the countryman asked his inquirer where he came from.
Offended at the liberty, as he considered it, he sharply
reminded the man that where he came from was nothing
to him; but all the answer he got was the quiet rejoinder,