one has sucked the orange, one throws away the skin,’
somebody told Voltaire that the King had said, on being
asked how much longer he would put up with the poet’s
vagaries. And Frederick, on his side, was informed
that Voltaire, when a batch of the royal verses were
brought to him for correction, had burst out with ’Does
the man expect me to go on washing his dirty linen
for ever?’ Each knew well enough the weak spot
in his position, and each was acutely and uncomfortably
conscious that the other knew it too. Thus, but
a very few weeks after Voltaire’s arrival, little
clouds of discord become visible on the horizon; electrical
discharges of irritability began to take place, growing
more and more frequent and violent as time goes on;
and one can overhear the pot and the kettle, in strictest
privacy, calling each other black. ‘The
monster,’ whispers Voltaire to Madame Denis,
’he opens all our letters in the post’—Voltaire,
whose light-handedness with other people’s correspondence
was only too notorious. ‘The monkey,’
mutters Frederick, ’he shows my private letters
to his friends’—Frederick, who had
thought nothing of betraying Voltaire’s letters
to the Bishop of Mirepoix. ‘How happy I
should be here,’ exclaims the callous old poet,
’but for one thing—his Majesty is
utterly heartless!’ And meanwhile Frederick,
who had never let a farthing escape from his close
fist without some very good reason, was busy concocting
an epigram upon the avarice of Voltaire.
It was, indeed, Voltaire’s passion for money
which brought on the first really serious storm.
Three months after his arrival in Berlin, the temptation
to increase his already considerable fortune by a stroke
of illegal stock-jobbing proved too strong for him;
he became involved in a series of shady financial
transactions with a Jew; he quarrelled with the Jew;
there was an acrimonious lawsuit, with charges and
countercharges of the most discreditable kind; and,
though the Jew lost his case on a technical point,
the poet certainly did not leave the court without
a stain upon his character. Among other misdemeanours,
it is almost certain—the evidence is not
quite conclusive—that he committed forgery
in order to support a false oath. Frederick was
furious, and for a moment was on the brink of dismissing
Voltaire from Berlin. He would have been wise
if he had done so. But he could not part with
his beau genie so soon. He cracked his
whip, and, setting the monkey to stand in the corner,
contented himself with a shrug of the shoulders and
the exclamation ’C’est l’affaire
d’un fripon qui a voulu tromper un filou.’
A few weeks later the royal favour shone forth once
more, and Voltaire, who had been hiding himself in
a suburban villa, came out and basked again in those
refulgent beams.