own house; it was simply a change of decorations;
often enough for weeks together she had supper every
night with the same half-dozen persons. The entertainment,
apart from the supper itself, hardly varied.
Occasionally there was a little music, more often
there were cards and gambling. Madame du Deffand
disliked gambling, but she loathed going to bed, and,
if it came to a choice between the two, she did not
hesitate: once, at the age of seventy-three,
she sat up till seven o’clock in the morning
playing vingt-et-un with Charles Fox. But distractions
of that kind were merely incidental to the grand business
of the night—the conversation. In the
circle that, after an eight hours’ sitting, broke
up reluctantly at two or three every morning to meet
again that same evening at six, talk continually flowed.
For those strange creatures it seemed to form the
very substance of life itself. It was the underlying
essence, the circumambient ether, in which alone the
pulsations of existence had their being; it was the
one eternal reality; men might come and men might
go, but talk went on for ever. It is difficult,
especially for those born under the Saturnine influence
of an English sky, quite to realise the nature of
such conversation. Brilliant, charming, easy-flowing,
gay and rapid it must have been; never profound, never
intimate, never thrilling; but also never emphatic,
never affected, never languishing, and never dull.
Madame du Deffand herself had a most vigorous flow
of language. ‘Ecoutez! Ecoutez!’
Walpole used constantly to exclaim, trying to get
in his points; but in vain; the sparkling cataract
swept on unheeding. And indeed to listen was the
wiser part—to drink in deliciously the
animation of those quick, illimitable, exquisitely
articulated syllables, to surrender one’s whole
soul to the pure and penetrating precision of those
phrases, to follow without a breath the happy swiftness
of that fine-spun thread of thought. Then at
moments her wit crystallised; the cataract threw off
a shower of radiant jewels, which one caught as one
might. Some of these have come down to us.
Her remark on Montesquieu’s great book—’C’est
de l’esprit sur les lois’—is
an almost final criticism. Her famous ‘mot
de Saint Denis,’ so dear to the heart of Voltaire,
deserves to be once more recorded. A garrulous
and credulous Cardinal was describing the martyrdom
of Saint Denis the Areopagite: when his head
was cut off, he took it up and carried it in his hands.
That, said the Cardinal, was well known; what was
not well known was the extraordinary fact that he walked
with his head under his arm all the way from Montmartre
to the Church of Saint Denis—a distance
of six miles. ‘Ah, Monseigneur!’ said
Madame du Deffand, ’dans une telle situation,
il n’y a que le premier pas qui coute.’
At two o’clock the brilliance began to flag;
the guests began to go; the dreadful moment was approaching.
If Madame de Gramont happened to be there, there was
still some hope, for Madame de Gramont abhorred going
to bed almost as much as Madame du Deffand. Or
there was just a chance that the Duc de Choiseul might
come in at the last moment, and stay on for a couple
of hours. But at length it was impossible to
hesitate any longer; the chariot was at the door.
She swept off, but it was still early; it was only
half-past three; and the coachman was ordered to drive
about the Boulevards for an hour before going home.