outlines of the pointed roof. Close by the door
was a dirty bed in loathsome disorder, surrounded by
all signs of neglect; opposite me, close beside the
narrow window, was a second bed, shabby but clean
and most carefully made and covered. Before the
window stood a small table with music-paper and writing
material, on the windowsill a few flower-pots.
The middle of the room from wall to wall was designated
along the floor by a heavy chalk line, and it is almost
impossible to imagine a more violent contrast between
dirt and cleanliness than existed on the two sides
of the line, the equator of this little world.
The old man had placed his music-stand close to the
boundary line and was standing before it practising,
completely and carefully dressed. I have already
said so much that is jarring about the discords of
my favorite—and I almost fear he is mine
alone—that I shall spare the reader a description
of this infernal concert. As the practice consisted
chiefly of passage-work, there was no possibility of
recognizing the pieces he was playing, but this might
not have been an easy matter even under ordinary circumstances.
After listening a while, I finally discovered the
thread leading out of this labyrinth—the
method in his madness, as it were. The old man
enjoyed the music while he was playing. His conception,
however, distinguished between only two kinds of effect,
euphony and cacophony. Of these the former delighted,
even enraptured him, while he avoided the latter, even
when harmonically justified, as much as possible.
Instead of accenting a composition in accordance with
sense and rhythm, he exaggerated and prolonged the
notes and intervals that were pleasing to his ear;
he did not even hesitate to repeat them arbitrarily,
when an expression of ecstasy frequently passed over
his face. Since he disposed of the dissonances
as rapidly as possible and played the passages that
were too difficult for him in a tempo that was too
slow compared with the rest of the piece, his conscientiousness
not permitting him to omit even a single note, one
may easily form an idea of the resulting confusion.
After some time, even I couldn’t endure it any
longer. In order to recall him to the world of
reality, I purposely dropped my hat, after I had vainly
tried several other means of attracting his attention.
The old man started, his knees shook, and he was scarcely
able to hold the violin he had lowered to the ground.
I stepped up to him. “Oh, it is you, sir,”
he said, as if coming to himself; “I had not
counted on the fulfilment of your kind promise.”
He forced me to sit down, straightened things up, laid
down his violin, looked around the room a few times
in embarrassment, then suddenly took up a plate from
a table that was standing near the door and went out.
I heard him speak with the gardener’s wife outside.
Soon he came back again rather abashed, concealing
the plate behind his back and returning it to its
place stealthily. Evidently he had asked for some
fruit to offer me, but had not been able to obtain
it.