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CHANGE OF NAME A LA SUISSE.—Tessin and its quarrelsome inhabitants to be known in future as a Can’t-get-on instead of a Canton.
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MORE FROM OUR YOTTING YORICK.
[Illustration: Swedish Politeness.]
STOCKHOLM approached by lovely river (that is, we approached Stockholm by lovely river), with banks and hills covered with pine and birch trees, and studded with villas, where the Stockholm people live away from the town. “Studded” is a good word, but phrase sounds too much like “studied with SASS,” as so many of our best artists did. Lovely for boating. Why don’t the Swedes row? They don’t. Lots of islands, and everybody as jolly as sand-boys, especially on Sanday. By the way, what’s a “sand-boy”? Why toujours jolly?
Stockholm a stunning place, all built round a huge palace, copy of the Pitti Palace in Florence. Lifts to take the people up-hill, and a circular tramway all round the town for one penny. Lots of soldiers in uniforms like Prussians or Russians, whichever you like. Such swagger policemen, all tall and handsome, with beautiful helmets and lovely coats. What would an English cook say to them?
Cathedral with tombs of GUSTAVUS VASA, GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS, and BERNADOTTE. What was BERNADOTTE doing here? Didn’t like to ask. Piled up with kettledrums and flags taken from the Russians. I noticed in Russia their churches were equally piled up with drums and flags taken from the Swedes. Exchange is no robbery.