the course of a long and laborious day.  In the inner office there were more chairs and another table, littered with papers:  letters and packets all tied up with pink tape (which cost three sous the metre), and bundles of letters from hundreds of clients, from the highest and the lowest in the land, you understand, people who wrote to me and confided in me to-day as kings and emperors had done in the past.  In the antechamber there was a chair-bedstead for Theodore to sleep on when I required him to remain in town, and a chair on which he could sit.

And, of course, there was Theodore!

Ah! my dear Sir, of him I can hardly speak without feeling choked with the magnitude of my emotion.  A noble indignation makes me dumb.  Theodore, sir, has ever been the cruel thorn that times out of number hath wounded my over-sensitive heart.  Think of it!  I had picked him out of the gutter!  No! no!  I do not mean this figuratively!  I mean that, actually and in the flesh, I took him up by the collar of his tattered coat and dragged him out of the gutter in the Rue Blanche, where he was grubbing for trifles out of the slime and mud.  He was frozen, Sir, and starved—­yes, starved!  In the intervals of picking filth up out of the mud he held out a hand blue with cold to the passers-by and occasionally picked up a sou.  When I found him in that pitiable condition he had exactly twenty centimes between him and absolute starvation.

And I, Sir Hector Ratichon, the confidant of two kings, three autocrats and an emperor, took that man to my bosom—­fed him, clothed him, housed him, gave him the post of secretary in my intricate, delicate, immensely important business—­and I did this, Sir, at a salary which, in comparison with his twenty centimes, must have seemed a princely one to him.

His duties were light.  He was under no obligation to serve me or to be at his post before seven o’clock in the morning, and all that he had to do then was to sweep out the three rooms, fetch water from the well in the courtyard below, light the fire in the iron stove which stood in my inner office, shell the haricots for his own mess of pottage, and put them to boil.  During the day his duties were lighter still.  He had to run errands for me, open the door to prospective clients, show them into the outer office, explain to them that his master was engaged on affairs relating to the kingdom of France, and generally prove himself efficient, useful and loyal—­all of which qualities he assured me, my dear Sir, he possessed to the fullest degree.  And I believed him, Sir; I nurtured the scorpion in my over-sensitive bosom!  I promised him ten per cent. on all the profits of my business, and all the remnants from my own humble repasts—­bread, the skins of luscious sausages, the bones from savoury cutlets, the gravy from the tasty carrots and onions.  You would have thought that his gratitude would become boundless, that he would almost worship the benefactor