Haddon Hall is to me like a dream of the past come true.  Lots of other old places have seemed like dreams, but this one was right before my eyes, just as it always was.  Of course, you must have read all about it, madam, and I am not going to tell it over again.  But think of it; a grand old baronial mansion, part of it built as far back as the eleven hundreds, and yet in good condition and fit to live in.  That is what I thought as I walked through its banqueting hall and courts and noble chambers.  “Why,” said I to Jone, “in that kitchen our meals could be cooked; at that table we could eat them; in these rooms we could sleep; in these gardens and courts we could roam; we could actually live here!” We haven’t seen any other romance of the past that we could say that about, and to this minute it puzzles me how any duke in this world could be content to own a house like this and not live in it.  But I suppose he thinks more of water-pipes and electric lights than he does of the memories of the past and time-hallowed traditions.

As for me, if I had been Dorothy Vernon, there’s no man on earth, not even Jone, that could make me run away from such a place as Haddon Hall.  They show the stairs down which she tripped with her lover when they eloped; but if it had been me, it would have been up those stairs I would have gone.  Mr. Poplington didn’t agree a bit with me about the joy of living in this enchanting old house, and neither did Jone, I am sure, although he didn’t say so much.  But then, they are both men, and when it comes to soaring in the regions of romanticism you must not expect too much of men.

After leaving Haddon Hall, which I did backward, the coach took us to Chatsworth, which is a different sort of a place altogether.  It is a grand palace, at least it was built for one, but now it is an enormous show place, bright and clean and sleek, and when we got there we saw hundreds of visitors waiting to go in.  They was taken through in squads of about fifty, with a man to lead them, which he did very much as if they was a drove of cattle.

The man who led our squad made us step along lively, and I must say that never having been in a drove before, Jone and I began to get restive long before we got through.  As for the show, I like the British Museum a great deal better.  There is ever so much more to see there, and you have time to stop and look at things.  At Chatsworth they charge you more, give you less, and treat you worse.  When it came to taking us through the grounds, Jone and I struck.  We left the gang we was with, and being shown where to find a gate out of the place, we made for that gate and waited until our coach was ready to take us back to Buxton.