“Yes, sir,” said he, after considering the matter a little while, “according to the Constitution of the United States we are all free and equal, but there’s a good many things the Constitution doesn’t touch on, and one of them is the sorting out and sizing up of the population.  Now, you people over here are like the metal types that the printers use.  You’ve all got your letters on one end of you, and you know just where you belong, and if you happen to be knocked into ‘pi’ and mixed all up in a pile it is easy enough to pick you out and put you all in your proper cases; but it’s different with us.  According to the Constitution we’re like a lot of carpet-tacks, one just the same as another, though in fact we’re not alike, and it would not be easy if we got mixed up, say in a hayfield, to get ourselves all sorted out again according to the breadth of our heads and the sharpness of our points, so we don’t like to do too much mixing, don’t you see?” To which Mr. Poplington said he didn’t see, and then I explained to him that what Jone meant was that though in our country we was all equally free, it didn’t do for us to be as freely equal as the people are sometimes over here, to which Mr. Poplington said, “Really!” but he didn’t seem to be standing in the glaring sunlight of convincement.  But the shade is often pleasant to be in, and he wound up by saying, as he bid us good-night, that he thought it would be a great deal better for us, if we had classes at all, to have them marked out plain, and stamped so that there could be no mistake; to which I said that if we did that the most of the mistakes would come in the sorting, which, according to my reading of books and newspapers, had happened to most countries that keep up aristocracies.

I don’t know that he heard all that I said, for he was going up-stairs with his candle at the time, but when Jone and me got up-stairs in our own room I said to him, and he always hears everything I say, that in some ways the girls that we have for servants at home have some advantages over those we find here; to which Jone said, “Yes,” and seemed to be sleepy.

Letter Number Nine

CHEDCOMBE

There was still another day of hay-making, but we couldn’t wait for that, because our cycles had come from London and we was all anxious to be off, and you would have laughed, madam, if you could have seen us start.  Mr. Poplington went off well enough, but Jone’s bicycle seemed a little gay and hard to manage, and he frisked about a good deal at starting; but Jone had bought a bicycle long ago, when the things first came out, and on days when the roads was good he used to go to the post-office on it, and he said that if a man had ever ridden on top of a wheel about six feet high he ought to be able to balance himself on the pair of small wheels which they use nowadays.  So, after getting his long legs into working order, he went very well, though with a snaky movement at first, and then I started.