The guns spoke earnestly in the north.  That was the Argonne, where the Crown Prince was busily getting rid of a few thousands of his father’s faithful subjects in order to secure himself the reversion of his father’s throne.  No man likes losing his job, and when at long last the inner history of this war comes to be written, we may find that the people we mistook for principals and prime agents were only average incompetents moving all Hell to avoid dismissal. (For it is absolutely true that when a man sells his soul to the devil he does it for the price of half nothing.)

WATCHING THE GUN-FIRE

It must have been a hot fight.  A village, wrecked as is usual along this line, opened on it from a hillside that overlooked an Italian landscape of carefully drawn hills studded with small villages—­a plain with a road and a river in the foreground, and an all-revealing afternoon light upon everything.  The hills smoked and shook and bellowed.  An observation-balloon climbed up to see; while an aeroplane which had nothing to do with the strife, but was merely training a beginner, ducked and swooped on the edge of the plain.  Two rose-pink pillars of crumbled masonry, guarding some carefully trimmed evergreens on a lawn half buried in rubbish, represented an hotel where the Crown Prince had once stayed.  All up the hillside to our right the foundations of houses lay out, like a bit of tripe, with the sunshine in their square hollows.  Suddenly a band began to play up the hill among some trees; and an officer of local Guards in the new steel anti-shrapnel helmet, which is like the seventeenth century sallet, suggested that we should climb and get a better view.  He was a kindly man, and in speaking English had discovered (as I do when speaking French) that it is simpler to stick to one gender.  His choice was the feminine, and the Boche described as “she” throughout made me think better of myself, which is the essence of friendship.  We climbed a flight of old stone steps, for generations the playground of little children, and found a ruined church, and a battalion in billets, recreating themselves with excellent music and a little horseplay on the outer edge of the crowd.  The trouble in the hills was none of their business for that day.

Still higher up, on a narrow path among the trees, stood a priest and three or four officers.  They watched the battle and claimed the great bursts of smoke for one side or the other, at the same time as they kept an eye on the flickering aeroplane.  “Ours,” they said, half under their breath.  “Theirs.”  “No, not ours that one—­theirs! . . .  That fool is banking too steep . . .  That’s Boche shrapnel.  They always burst it high.  That’s our big gun behind that outer hill . . .  He’ll drop his machine in the street if he doesn’t take care . . .  There goes a trench-sweeper.  Those last two were theirs, but that”—­it was a full roar —­“was ours.”