“‘Old dame,’ says the ossifer (for so dey calls him), as pleasant as a mornin’ in May; ’has you a young gal locked up here as you knows ob? Now tell what you choose, and don’t be afraid of dese folks. Dis is a free country for bofe black and white.’
“Den I answered him straightforward like de trufe: ’Dar’s nobody in de house heah but wat you kin see for axin’ for ’em, as far as I knows on. Wat young gal do you ’lude to, masta?—Bridget Maloney, I spose, dat Irish heifer wat does de chambers ebery mornin’ and goes home ob ebenin’s. Ef you means her, she’s off to church to-day, an’ sleeps at her mammy’s house.’
“‘Does you feel willin’ to swar to de trufe of your insertion, ole dame?’ he disclaims. ’I shall resist on dat’—fierce as a buck-rabbit, holdin’ up his right hand, an’ blinkin’ his little ’cute eyes.
“Sartin an’ sure I does when de right time is come,’ I sez. ‘Jes’ take me to de court-hous’ ef you doubt Dinah’s word compunctionable. I neber hab bin in dat place yit since I was sold in Georgy on de block befo’ de high, wooden steps; but I knows it is more solemn to lie dar dan in Methody meetin’-house.’
“Den Mr. Bainrofe he cum out, hearin’ de talk, in dat long-tailed, satin-flowered gownd ob his’n, wid a silk rope tied roun’ his waist, an’ gole tossels hangin’ in front, jes’ like a Catholic Roman or a king, an’ he sez, ‘Walk in here, my fren, an’ don’t tamper wid my servants—dat ain’t gentlem’ly;’ den he puts his han’ on de ossifer’s shoulder, an’ dey walked in together, an’ I listened at de do’, in duty boun’, an’ I heerd him say, ’Plant a guard if you choose—do wateber you like—but, till dat writ am rectified, you can’t sarch through my house, for a man’s house is his castle here, as in de Great Britain, till de law reaches out a long arm an’ a strong arm.’ Dat was wat Mr. Bainrofe spounded to de ossifer, an’ he ’peared ‘fused-like an’ flusterfied, for I peeped fru de key-hole at ’em wen dey wus talkin’. ‘An,’ sez he, ’dis heah paper does want de secon’ seal, sure enough, since I ’xamine it, wat you, is so ’tickiler ’bout; but dat can easily be reconstructified, an’ I’ll be sartin sure to be here airly to-morrow morning. In de mean while, my man, McDermot, shall keep de house in his eye, an’ mus’ hab de liberty of lodgment.’
“Den Mr. Bainrofe he say, ’Oh, sartinly—your man, McDermot, am welcome to his bite an’ sup, an’ all he kin fine out’—an’ he laughed, an’ dey parted, mighty pleasant-like, and den he called Mrs. Raymun’ and Mass’ Gregory, an’ I listened again. Dat’s our colored way for reformation, child. An’ I heerd ’em—”
“Dinah! Dinah! what are you muttering about—don’t you hear Mrs. Raymond knocking? Miss Monfort must be tired out of your nonsense. What keeps you there so long?”
“I’se spounding another speritual to Miss Mirainy, an’, wen I gits ‘gaged in dat way, I disregards airthly knockin’. I’se listenin’ to de angels hammerin’ overhead, an’ Mrs. Raymun’ will hab to wait a spell—he! he! he!”