no merchant in the colonies You are but the reflection
of your master’s prosperity, you rogue, and so
much the greater need that you took to his interests.
If the substance is wasted, what will become of the
shadow? When I get delicate, you will sicken:
when I am a-hungered, you will be famished; when I
die, you may be—ahem—Euclid.
I leave thee in charge with goods and chattels, house
and stable, with my character in the neighborhood.
I am going to the Lust in Rust, for a mouthful of
better air. Plague and fevers! I believe
the people will continue to come into this crowded
town, until it gets to be as pestilent as Rotterdam
in the dog-days. You have now come to years when
a man obtains his reflection, boy, and I expect suitable
care and discretion about the premises, while my back
is turned. Now, harkee, sirrah: I am not
entirely pleased with the character of thy company.
It is not altogether as respectable as becomes the
confidential servant of a man of a certain station
in the world. There are thy two cousins, Brom
and Kobus, who are no better than a couple of blackguards;
and as for the English negro, Diomede—he
is a devil’s imp! Thou hast the other locks
at disposal, and,” drawing with visible reluctance
the instrument from his pocket, “here is the
key of the stable. Not a hoof is to quit it, but
to go to the pump—and see that each animal
has its food to a minute. The devil’s roysterers!
a Manhattan negro takes a Flemish gelding for a gaunt
hound that is never out of breath, and away he goes,
at night, scampering along the highways like a Yankee
witch switching through the air on a broomstick—but
mark me, master Euclid, I have eyes in my head, as
thou knowest by bitter experience! D’ye
remember, ragamuffin, the time when I saw thee, from
the Hague, riding the beasts, as if the devil spurred
them, along the dykes of Leyden, without remorse as
without leave?”
“I alway b’rieve some make-mischief tell
Masser dat time;” returned the negro sulkily,
though not without doubt.
“His own eyes were the tell-tales. If masters
had no eyes, a pretty world would the negroes make
of it! I have got the measure of every black heel,
on the island, registered in the big book, you see
me so often looking into, especially on Sundays; and,
if either of the tire-legs I have named dares to enter
my grounds, let him expect to pay a visit to the city
Provost. What do the wild-cats mean? Do they
think that the geldings were bought in Holland, with
charges for breaking in, shipment, insurance, freight,
and risk of diseases, to have their flesh melted from
their ribs like a cook’s candle?”
“Ere no’tin’ done in all ‘e
island, but a color’ man do him! He do a
mischief, and he do all a work, too! I won’er
what color Masser t’ink war’ Captain Kidd?”
“Black or white, he was a rank rogue; and you
see the end he came to. I warrant you, now, that
water-thief began his iniquities by riding the neighbors’
horses, at night. His fate should be a warning
to every negro in the colony. The imps of darkness!
The English have no such scarcity of rogues at home,
that they could not spare us the pirate to hang up
on one of the islands, as a scarecrow to the blacks
of Manhattan.”