Goethe—Foreign Review.
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THE GATHERER.
A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
SHAKSPEARE
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ON LORD GROSVENOR’S ANNUAL INCOME.
Our journals, which tell us of ev’ry
one’s matters,
From the king on the throne, to the pauper
in tatters;
Say his lordship possesses, if rightly
I scan ’em,
Two hundred and seventy-two thousands
per annum.
On this statement I’ve latterly
ventur’d to ponder,
And deduc’d calculations, with diff’rence
as under:
I suppos’d was his income five thousand
a week,
(Of the surplus remaining I shall not
now speak[2])
By close computation I found it came near
To seven hundred and twenty, for each
day’s arrear.
Intent on the subject reducing it lower
I found thirty pounds was the draught
for each hour.
Pursuing my theme, for amusement was in
it,
There were ten shillings sterling for
each fleeting minute,
And for ev’ry pulsation of time,
called a second,
“According to Cocker,” two-pence
must be reckon’d.
PERCY HENDON.
[2] There remains the sum
of L12,000 which I
have
not treated on in order to avoid fractional
parts.
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In the churchyard of Carisbrook is the following epitaph on a loving couple:—
Of life he had the better slice,
They lived at once, and died at twice.
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Frost is the greatest artist in our clime;
He paints in nature, and describes in
rime.
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