information of all kinds, the treasures of this wonderful
store-house. He treated me with the kindest courtesy,
but I have no reason to feel that I was an exception.
He stood on that threshold, a welcomer of all scholars,
for his good nature was no more marked than the comprehensiveness
of his information and the dexterity with which without
the least delay, he put into the hands of each searcher
the needed books. Perhaps it was an unusual favour
that, influenced no doubt, by my good introduction,
he took a half-hour out of his busy morning to conduct
me himself through the Egyptian collection. We
passed rapidly among statues and hieroglyphics, his
abundant knowledge appearing transiently as he touched
upon object after object while at the same time in
an incisive and witty vein he spoke of America and
the events of the day. Pausing at last before
the great scarabaeus of polished syenite whose huge
size required a place in the centre of the corridor,
he said with a twinkle, “I must tell you a story
about this of which one of your countrymen is the
hero. I was walking with him here in the collection
and expected from him some expression of awe, but like
so many of you Americans, he wouldn’t admit
that he saw anything that couldn’t be paralleled
in the United States until we stood before the scarabaeus.
Here his mood changed; his face fell, he slowly walked
around the scarabaeus three times and then exclaimed,
’It’s the all-firedest, biggest bug
I ever saw in all my born days’”!
I palliated patriotically the over-breezy nonchalance
of my countryman and thought I had got at the bottom
of the joke, but that evening at a little tea I was
undeceived. A small company were present of men
and women, talk flowed easily and when it came my
turn I told the story of the Yankee and the scarabaeus
which I had heard that day. As I brought out with
emphasis the “all-firedest, biggest bug,”
I noticed that a frost fell on the mirth, silence
reigned for a moment interrupted only by gasps from
the ladies. What impropriety had I committed?
Presently a little man behind the coffee-urn at the
far end of the table, whom I had heard was a bit of
a scientist, piped up: “Perhaps the Professor
doesn’t know that in England, when we talk about
bugs, we mean that cimex which makes intolerable
even the most comfortable bed.” At last
I had Dr. Garnett’s story in its full force.
When I explained to Dr. Garnett my errand, an elaborate investigation of an historic figure, said he: “You must know Samuel Rawson Gardiner, the best living authority for the period of the English Civil War. Now Dr. Gardiner is peculiar. His great history of that period as yet takes in nothing later than 1642. Up to that date he will have all the information and help you generously. Of the time beyond that date he will have nothing to say, be mute as a dumb man. He has not finished his investigations and has a morbid caution about making any suggestion based on incomplete data.” A day or two