they stood about equal. I am bound to say the
pug prevailed. John Fiske retired in discomfiture
while the pug was carried off in triumph in the arms
of his little mistress. He had fairly barked
the great man down. I once shared with him the
misery of being a butt. In St. Louis in those
days the symposium was held in honour, and particularly
N.O. Nelson, the well-known profit-sharing captain
of industry, was the entertainer of select groups whose
geniality was stimulated by modest potations of Anheuser-Bush,
in St. Louis always the Castor and Pollux in every
convivial firmament. Such a symposium was once
held in special honour of Dr. Edward Waldo Emerson,
a transient visitor. “Dr. Emerson,”
said a guest, “in the diary of your father just
edited by you occurs a passage which needs illumination.
’Edward and I tried this morning for three quarters
of an hour to get the calf into the barn without success.
The Irish girl stuck her finger into his mouth and
got the calf in in two minutes. I like folks
that can do things.’ Now,” said the
guest, “we all know what became of Emerson,
we all know what became of Edward, for you are here
to-night, but what became of the Irish girl and the
calf?” Dr. Emerson laughingly explained the
probable fate of the girl and the calf, and in the
hilarity that followed, the question arose as to why
the Irish girl’s finger had been so persuasive.
I, city-bred and green as grass as to country lore,
rashly attempted to explain; the inserted finger gave
a good purchase on the calf which in its pain became
at once tractable, but the men present who had been
farm-boys, with loud laughter ridiculed the suggestion.
Did I not know that nature had provided a conduit
through which the needed sustenance was conveyed from
the maternal udder, and that it was quite possible
to delude the unsuspecting calf into the belief that
the slyly inserted finger was that conduit? The
triumph of the Irish girl was explained, and I sank
back, covered with confusion. Fiske, however,
blurted out: “Why, I never should have
thought of that in all my life,” whereat he too
became the target of ridicule.
I never saw John Fiske happier than once at Concord.
Our host had invited us for a day and had prepared
a programme that only Concord could furnish.
The prelude was a performance of the Andante to a
Sonata of Rubinstein, Opus 12, rendered exquisitely
by the daughter of our host. I saw the great
frame of my fellow-guest heave with emotion while
his breath came almost in sobs as his spirit responded
to the music. Then came a canoe-trip on the river
to which John Fiske joyfully assented though some
of the rest of us were not without apprehension.
Fiske in a canoe was a ticklish proposition, but there
he was at last, comfortably recumbent, his head propped
up on cushions, serenely at ease though a very narrow
margin intervened between water-line and gunwale.
The performer of the Sonata, who was as deft at the
paddle as she was at the piano, served as his pilot