had no doubt smoked out many a sinner, and had not
been sparing of the due polemic fulminations in times
of controversy. The old theology, too, had undergone
at his hands faithful fumigation to make it sanitary
for the modern generations. From one kind of smoke,
however, that venerable pulpit had been free until
the hour of Seward’s arrival. It arched
my eyebrows well when I saw him at the end of his
address light a cigar in the very shrine, a burnt-offering,
in my good grandfather’s eyes certainly, more
fitting for altars satanic. My grandfather promptly
called him down, great man though he was, a rub which
the statesman received from the white-haired minister,
good-naturedly postponing his smoke. But Seward
rode rough-shod too often over conventions, and sometimes
over real proprieties. In an over-convivial frame
once, his tongue, loosened by champagne, nearly wagged
us into international complications, and there is a
war-time anecdote, which I have never seen in print
and I believe is unhackneyed, which casts a light.
A general of the army, talking with Lincoln and the
Cabinet, did not spare his oaths. “What
church do you attend?” interposed the President
at last, stroking his chin in his innocent way.
Confused at an inquiry so foreign to the topic under
discussion, the soldier replied he did not attend much
of any church himself, but his folks were Methodists.
“How odd!” said. Lincoln, “I
thought you were an Episcopalian. You swear just
like Seward, and Seward is an Episcopalian.”
But I should be sorry to believe there was any trouble
with Seward but a surface blemish. Though in
’61 he advocated a foreign war as a means for
bringing together North and South, and desired to shelve
practically Lincoln while he himself stood at the front
to manage the turmoil, he made no more mistakes than
statesmen in general. He had been powerful for
good before the war, and during its course, with what
virile stiffness of the upper lip did he face and foil
the frowning foreign world! He had the insight
and candour to do full justice at last to Lincoln,
whom at first he depreciated. Then the purchase
of Alaska! Writing as I do on the western coast
I am perhaps affected by the glamour of that marvellous
land. When news of the bargain came in the seventies,
the scorners sang:
“Hear it all ye polar bears,
Waltz around the pole in pairs.
All ye icebergs make salaam,
You belong to Uncle Sam.
Lo, upon the snow too plain
Falls his dark tobacco stain.”
We thought that very funny and very apt,—but
now! I am glad I have his image vivid, in the
pulpit beside my grandfather scratching a match for
a too careless cigar. Between smokes he had done,
and was still to do, some fine things.
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