In all countries Germany considers certain telephone connections to be of great strategic importance.  It is practically impossible to be connected with the British Consulate at Rotterdam, until the “interpreter” is put on.  Mr. Tower experiences the same annoyance.  Indeed, the Germans are extremely attentive to him, Although he needs only a small flat, since he lives alone, he has to protect himself by hiring the floor above and the floor below, as the Germans are continually trying to get rooms as close to him as possible.  The German Government has for years been pouring out money like water to conquer the world.  If I were a German taxpayer I should feel much like the man who discovers that the Florida land which some smooth-talking combination travelling book-agent and real estate agent persuaded him to buy is several feet under water.

Tower and the British authorities finally obtained permission for me to land in England, but they insisted that it would be worse than useless for me to attempt to go on a Dutch steamer, as I should be taken off.  Within a week two of these steamers had been conducted by the Germans to Zeebrugge.

After I had left word that I wished to go at the first possible opportunity, and had received some further instructions, Tower and I left for Rotterdam on our last train ride together in Holland.  The little man with the book who sat beside us in the tram to the Central station turned us over to a big man with whitish eyebrows and reddish hair and moustache, who followed us into a second-class compartment, which we had entered purposely, although we had bought first-class tickets.  We then pretended to discover our mistake and changed to a vacant first-class compartment.  Through some rare oversight there was no Kamerad on hand, whereupon the man with the reddish hair followed us with the pathetically feeble-explanation that he, too, had made the same mistake.

When Tower and I had talked ad nauseam on such fiercely neutral subjects as Dutch cheese and Swiss scenery, I felt an impelling desire to “get even” with the intruder, and began to complain to Tower of the injustice of the British not allowing me to return to America via England, which I wished to see for a few days.  He took the cue readily, and accused me of being “fed-up like all neutral correspondents in Berlin.”  He frankly expressed his disgust at the enthusiasm which he declared that I had been showing for everything German since I met him in Holland.  As the train pulled into the Hague, where I prepared to leave him, he concluded by saying, “After all, you ought not to blame the British authorities for refusing you permission to go to England.  I have done my best and have failed; there is nothing more that I can do.  I did get one concession for you, however.  You will not be roughly handled or otherwise maltreated when your vessel touches at Falmouth.”

I had to make a serious effort to keep a straight face while leaving the train with this last realistic touch of “British brutality” ringing in my ears.  Tower, I might add, had voiced the extraordinary myth one hears in the Fatherland about the terrible manner in which the British treat passengers on neutral steamers touching at their ports.