So with Chateaubriand and Dinard.  Then Dinard has none of the dash and go of other watering-places.  There is nothing to do except to bathe mornings and watch the people win or lose two francs at petits chevaux in the evenings.  Not wildly exciting, that.  Consequently, you soon begin to stagnate with the rest.

You grow more and more stupid as the weeks pass, and at the end of a month you cease to think.  From that time on you do not have such a bad time—­that is to say, you do not suffer so acutely, because you have now got down to the level of the people who go back to Dinard the next year.

We came away.  The hotels are among the worst on earth—­musty, old-fashioned, and villainously expensive—­and one of the happiest moments in my life was the day when I left Dinard for Mont St. Michel.  Mont St. Michel is one of the most out-of-the-way, un-get-at-able places I found in all Europe; but, oh, how it rewards one who arrives!

Mont St. Michel is too well known to need a description.  But to go from Dinard requires, first of all, that one must go by boat over to St. Malo, thence by train; change cars, and alight finally at a lonely little station, behind which stands a sort of vehicle—­a cross between a London omnibus and a hay-wagon.  You scramble to the top of this as best you may.  Nobody helps you.  The Frenchman behind you crowds forward and climbs up ahead of you and holds you back with his umbrella while he hauls his fat wife up beside him.  Then you clamber up by the hub of the wheel and by sundry awkward means which remind you of climbing a stone wall when you were a child.  You take any seat left, which the Frenchmen do not want, the horses are put to, and away you go over a smooth sandy road for eleven miles, with the sea crawling up on each side of you over the dunes.

Suddenly, without warning, you come squarely upon Mont St. Michel, rising solidly five hundred feet from nowhere.  There is a whole town in this fortress, built upon this rock, street above street, like a flight of stairs, and house piled up behind house, until on the very top there is one of the most famous cathedrals in the world; and as you thread its maze of vaulted chambers and dungeons and come to its gigantic tower you are lost in absolute wonder at the building of it.

Where did they get the material?  And when got, what human ingenuity could raise those enormous blocks of stone to that vast height?  How those cannon swept all approach by land or sea as far as the eye could reach!  It would require superb courage in an enemy to come within reach of that grim sentinel of France, manned by her warrior monks.  What secrets those awful dungeons might relate!  Here political crimes were avenged with all the cruelty of Siberian exile.  Here prisoners wore their lives away in black solitude, no ray of light penetrating their darkness.

The story is told that one poor wretch was eaten alive by gigantic rats, and they have a ghastly reproduction of it in wax, which makes you creepy for a week after you have seen it.  Nowhere in all Europe did I see a place which impressed its wonder and its history of horror upon me as did the cathedral dungeon of Mont St. Michel.  Its situation was so impregnable, its capacity so vast, its silence and isolation from the outer world so absolute.