Swainson. When the Parliament met, he asked three
members to join with his old advisers in forming a
Cabinet. They agreed to do so, and one of them,
Mr. James Edward Fitzgerald, a Canterbury settler of
brilliant abilities, figured as the Colony’s
first Premier. An Irish gentleman, an orator
and a wit, he was about as fitted to cope with the
peculiar and delicate imbroglio before him as Murat
would have been to conceive and direct one of Napoleon’s
campaigns. In a few weeks he and his Parliamentary
colleagues came to loggerheads with the old officials
in the Cabinet, and threw up the game. Then came
prorogation for a fortnight and another hybrid ministry,
known to New Zealand history as the “Clean-Shirt
Ministry,” because its leader ingenuously informed
Parliament that when asked by the Governor to form
an administration, he had gone upstairs to put on
a clean shirt before presenting himself at Government
House. The Clean-Shirt Ministry lived for just
two days. It was born and died amid open recrimination
and secret wire-pulling, throughout which Mr. Attorney
Swainson, who had got himself made Speaker of the
Upper House while retaining his post as the Governor’s
legal adviser, and Mr. Gibbon Wakefield, who was ostensibly
nothing but a private member of the Lower House, pulled
the strings behind the scenes. Wakefield began
by putting himself at the head of the agitation for
responsible Ministers. When later, after negotiating
with the Governor’s entourage, he tried
compromise, the majority of the House turned angrily
upon him. At last a compromise was arrived at.
Colonel Wynyard was to go on with his Patent Officers
until a Bill could be passed and assented to in England
establishing responsible government; then the old
officials were to be pensioned off and shelved.
At one stage in this singular session, the Governor
sent a message to the House written on sheets of paper,
one of the leaves of which the clerk found to be missing.
Gibbon Wakefield thereupon coolly pulled the missing
portion out of his pocket and proposed to hand it
in—a piece of effrontery which the House
could not stomach. On another occasion the door
of the House had to be locked to prevent the minority
running away to force on a count-out, and one honourable
member assaulted another with his fists. Australia
laughed at the scene, which, it may here be said,
has never been repeated in the New Zealand Legislature.
The greatest man in the Parliament was the greatest
failure of the session. Gibbon Wakefield left
Auckland unpopular and distrusted. Soon afterwards
his health broke down, and the rest of his life was
passed in strict retirement in the Colony which he
had founded and in which he died.