His Daughter (a candid person).  Ah, I ought to ha’ known it warn’t much good takin’ you out to enjoy yourself—­you’re too old, you are!

Ethel’s Uncle (cheerily).  Well, ETHEL, I think we’ve seen all there is to be seen, eh?

Ethel.  There’s one room we haven’t been into yet, Uncle dear.

Uncle.  Ha—­and what’s that?

Ethel (persuasively).  The Refreshment Room.

    [The hint is accepted at last.

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