And I sez, “I wouldn’t admire ’em in that capacity, but after all they would be equinomical husbands.  If you had a calico dress kinder wore off round the bottom you could cut it off and make ’em wear it, men’s clothes are so expensive it would be quite a savin’.  And you could pass him off for the hired girl if strangers come onexpected, though that is sunthin’ I wouldn’t approve on, fur from it, a hauty sperit goes before a fall, as I told Josiah once when he got on a new kind of collar that held his head up so high he fell over the wood-box.”

But to resoom.  The Chinese are curious lookin’, but equinomical, they can live on a few grains of rice a day, and America owes ’em a debt of gratitude anyway for tunnelin’ her Rocky Mountains, buildin’ her big railroads and diggin’ ditches to water the land and make it beautiful that they’re shet out of.

Blandina sez to me as we wended our way out, “No man ort to be turned back out of this country.”  She said the Chinee wuz good, industrious, equinomical and peaceable.

And I sez, “Yes, they work well and don’t go round like some other foreigners with a chip on their shoulder.  But,” sez I, “Blandina, I will not tell the nation what to do in this matter; there is so much to be said on both sides it must not depend on me to settle it, and they needn’t ask me to.”

I hadn’t more than said these words as we wuz strollin’ along when who should we meet but Royal and Rosy Nelson.  I knowed they wuz to be married the very day after we left for St. Louis.  We wuz invited but couldn’t go, our plans bein’ all laid and tickets bought, but I sent ’em a handsome present, for I wuz highly tickled with the match.

Truly no rose ever looked sweeter hangin’ on its bough than did Rosy Nelson hangin’ onto the arm of her devoted consort, and he I thought wuz well named, so royal and proud wuz his mean as he introduced his wife.

I kissed her warmly right there in China and promised to make her a all day’s visit soon as I got home, I’m lottin’ on’t.

We talked a little about past troubles caused by Jabezeses and inventions, and the glories of the Fair, and then they strolled off happy as two turkle doves, not needin’ or desirin’ any other company than their own, and showin’ it plain by their actions.  Josiah was put out about it for he wanted to find out about how things wuz to home, bein’ highly tickled to meet a male Jonesvillian.

Blandina sez as they walked away, bound up in each other and both on ’em wropped up in the glowin’ mantilly of youth and joy:  “Oh, happy, happy wedded souls! how I envy you.”

And Josiah sez in a fraxious axent, “How queer it is that two such smart young folks can look and act so spooney, but thank heaven! it won’t last.  It won’t be long before Royal will be willin’ to pass the time o’ day with a Jonesvillian.”

I told him there wuz nothin’ so beautiful as love.  “No, nor nothin’ that makes folk act so like pesky fools, they don’t act as though they knew putty.”