“Samantha, you’re too liberal by half now for folks with our means and Id’no as I want you to spend your time in such a display.”  He said he would rather take me to the display of Economics, and sez he, wantin’ to persuade me to go with him, “Wimmen has countless virtues, but to my mind her crownin’ excelence is to be equinomical.”

But I explained to him that exhibit didn’t mean bein’ liberal with money but it wuz jest a step behind Fine Arts, and sez I, “I should think you would want to see the place where this Exposition wuz dedicated in the presence of one of the biggest crowds that wuz ever gathered together.”

So we stopped there a little while, and could have spent days there with interest and profit.  The foreign countries have splendid exhibits here as well as our own.

Everything in typography and books, everything possible in photography; models of light-houses; dams; geographical maps; Egyptian, Hebrew and Imperial surveys.  Scientific demonstrations in liquid hydrogen and that queer substance, radium.

I wuz dretfully interested in that wonderful new discovery and sez I to myself as I looked at it, “As little as there is of you there is enough to overturn big systems of science and philosophy, and begin a new history of the inside of the world.”  I wuz glad my sect had discovered this and thought it wuz one of the best things she had done in a number of years.

And there wuz all kinds of hygienic displays, chemical and engineering works.  China had a dretful interestin’ exhibit, ancient manuscripts, books published thousands of years before our kind of type wuz invented.  Weapons that wuz old when Mr. Confucious wuz livin’.  Armor, costumes, musical instruments, queer lookin’ things them wuz as I ever see and nothin’ I would want to play on.  Photo engineering, electrotyping, lithography, typewriting; telescopes of all kinds from tiny ones up to ones that weigh four thousand pounds.  The latest medical and surgical instruments.  The piano from the first one made up to the present automatic instruments of all kinds; stringed instruments, church organs; displays in civil and military engineering; machinery for making good roads; rock crushers, water purifying, and so on and so on and so on.

The time spent in this buildin’ is full of education as well as interest.  There wuz some beautiful statutes too decoratin’ this buildin’, most on ’em I wuz proud to see wuz figgers of my own sect.

But having sot out for the Palace of Fine Arts we anon wended our way thither.  It is a beautiful building, or ruther there are four massive buildings connected together to form this Palace of Art.  There are three big buildings in front and an annex, the central building built of stone and brick is the only permanent buildin’ in this enormous Exposition so naturally they would make it as perfect as possible.

And it is crowded full of beauty.  In fact turn where you would you would see such glowing landscapes, such beautiful faces, such perfect sculpture that you git all mixed up, and when you thought it over you couldn’t remember whether some picture or statute that stood out in your memory wuz in the U.S. exhibit or the French, or German, or Italian, or etc., etc.