“And I wanted to tell you how I appreciated what you’re goin’ through, and thank you from the bottom of my heart for givin’ me and Josiah such a great treat, and also Blandina.

“And if you ever come to Jonesville I want you to feel free to come right to our house and stay as long as you can.  Though of course I can’t do for you what you’ve done for me, but I’ll kill a hen and make a bag puddin’, and do the best I can.”

He thanked me real polite and said “if he wuz ever in Jonesville he should certainly come and see me.”

And I sez, “How I do wish it wuz so you could come this fall.  We’re goin’ to have a big Harvest Entertainment for the benefit of the Grange, and you do have such a talent for gittin’ up sunthin’ interestin’, your advice would be onvaluable about ornamentin’ the hall and givin’ ’em all a equal show.  Of course every mother wants her children to speak the openin’ piece, and every man wants the best place to show off his squashes and rutabagers.  Pomona wants the hall trimmed one way, and Cerius ‘tother way, whilst Flora and Hygea are settin’ on the fence.  I d’no how it will turn out and whether or not it will lead to bloodshed.

“If we only had your faculty and your tack to fall back on what a boon it would be, for you must have gone through with as much agin with everybody wantin’ the best place.

“But I know it is too much to ask of you with all this doin’s on your hands, millions of visitors comin’ and goin’ and thousands of help to look after, and I shan’t say a word to you about it, only wishin’ you could be there to enjoy it with us when it is ready.

“And now thankin’ you agin for all you’ve done for us I will bid you adoo.”  And I shook hands with him almost warmly.

He seemed glad and relieved about sunthin’ as we took leave, I guess it wuz because I thought so high on him.

And bein’ wunk at by me, Josiah Allen advanced and held out his hand and said, “how de do,” and “good-bye,” at the same time, and I sez to kinder smooth it over, “In this world, Mr. Francis, it is hail and farewell time and agin.”

And then we bowed ourselves out, I’d told Josiah to be sure and not turn his back.  And we got along first-rate, only onfortinat’ly jest as we got to the door we backed into the Chinese Minister and his party who wuz jest comin’ in.

But then, as I told Josiah as we went down the steps when he wuz blamin’ me for this contrary temps, as men always will blame their pardners for most everything, I sez: 

“China is used to bein’ backed into by foreigners, I guess they’ll overlook it.”

I didn’t bandy words with Josiah, I knowed I’d done my duty and that kep’ me serene.  When you’re follerin’ a star you don’t mind the bite of a nat.

The last week of our stay in St. Louis Aunt Trypheny on leavin’ the Fair ground one day wuz struck by the twenty-mule team that perambulates the ground, was knocked down and carried to an emergency hospital on the Fair ground.  The head doctor there wuz Miss Huff’s nephew, and she got a little room for her till she could be moved with safety.