His uncle didn’t believe in him no more than I did, but stood it with him on account of Karen, bein’ a man that loved domestic comfort, and havin’ lived in dirt, on pan-cakes and canned meats durin’ different rains of incompetence materialized in hired girl form, before Karen come.  But Karen worshipped Jabez, his highest mounts of future eminence seemed too low for his footstool in her adorin’ eyes, somehow the very loftiness of his airs to her, his own mother who supported him and bought his clothes, seemed to render him more precious in her eyes.  Wimmen are queer, queer as dogs.

Well, Jabez knew I wuz onwillin’ to have him tackle the job of warmin’ our house with his new water pipe invention, because I had spoke my mind about it when he and Karen had been over to spend the evenin’, and Karen come over the next mornin’ ostensibly to borry a cup of molasses, she wuz lookin’ wore out, she’d worked so hard the day before, doin’ a big washin’ and bringin’ the water from the creek, and I sez, “Why didn’t Jabez bring it for you?”

“Oh, he wuz so busy with his inventions I couldn’t bear to disturb him,” sez she, holdin’ her hand to her achin’ side, “my son is the greatest genius in the world and folks will admit it yet, he’s a young man of a thousand.”

Sez I, “I should think more on him, Karen, if he should go to work and take care of you instead of you at your age workin’ so hard to take care of him.”

She married when she wuz quite well along in years and wuz gittin’ old now and hadn’t ort to work so hard.  But her pale face lit up, “Oh, he will take care of me luxuriously when he’s completed some of his inventions.”

“But,” sez I pityin’ly, “you know they hain’t worked yet, any on ’em.  You hung your washin’ yesterday on the remains of his Perpetual Motion, and his motor carriage bein’ dug up from the creek, his uncle uses it as a hen coop.”

“Oh, but they will be successful, they will.”

“I hope so, but I feel it my duty to tell you that I feel dubersome about it, dretful dubersome.”

“But,” sez she, “the New Perpetually Gushing Hot Water Tank is goin’ to make us independently rich.  He’s takin’ the plans now of Luman Heath’s kitchen stove and riggin’ up the machinery; Luman is to pay him lavishly, you know Luman’s wife is my own cousin.”

I see how it wuz, Karen’s friends, to please her, wuz willin’ to offer up their sure comforts and solid foundations as a sacrifice on the altar of friendship and the thought come over me, mebby I’d ort to.  But it did seem as if I couldn’t.

Sez Karen, “If it is a success at cousin Luman’s, as it is dead sure to be, Jabez is goin’ to take it to the St. Louis Exposition.”

“He thinks the foreign powers will want to treat with him for it.  But I told him I would ruther he would let our Government have it.  But ’tennyrate he won’t let the Powers git the better of him in the contract and control it and enrich themselves at his expense.  He will get his onparelled idees patented before he takes it to St. Louis, it wouldn’t be safe not to.  I spoze the papers will be full of it.”