swing on such inconsequential hinges.  It is so exasperating to look back over the path of a calamity and see how easily it might have been averted!  If one man in the little town of Lawrence a generation ago had eaten two pieces of pie-plant pie instead of three for supper, the night of a certain party caucus, he would have attended that caucus and another set of delegates would have gone to the County convention, another would have been sent to the State Convention, another Governor of Kansas would have been nominated and elected, and he would have chosen another United States Senator, who would have voted for, instead of against, the impeachment of a President of the United States, and the history of the civilized world would have been an entirely different affair from the one now in use.  Similarly, if Winfield Hancock Pennington, of the town of Boyville, had slipped his shoes off in the second block from his home, instead of slipping them off in the first block, on his way to school, a great shadow that settled over his life might have been lifted.  For if he had not been sitting exactly where he sat on the curbing of the street, on that bright, beautiful Monday morning in September, removing his shoes and stockings, he would have found no garter snake to kill; and not having killed the snake, he could not have brought it to school on a stick; and not having brought it to school on a stick, he could not have chased the little girls around the yard with it before the teacher came.  And if he had not been doing that, he would not have conceived the chivalrous notion that he might gain the esteem of his Heart’s Desire by frightening her with a snake.  And if Winfield Hancock Pennington had not made his Heart’s Desire angry—­without giving her a chance to cool off—­she would not have invited Harold Jones to sit and sing with her during the opening hour.  But probably all that happened had to happen in the course of things; so speculation is idle.  But when it did happen, it seemed to be a hopeless case.  Young Mr. Pennington had lived through the day, a week before, when the teacher changed his seat so that he could not see his Heart’s Desire smile; but he knew that she was sorry with him, and that helped a little.  But when he saw Harold Jones singing from the same book with his Heart’s Desire, he tried in vain to catch the fragment of a smile from her.  Instead of a smile, he found her threatening to make a face if he persisted.  Piggy seemed to be buried in an avalanche of woe.  Then it was that he saw what a small thing had started the avalanche of calamity thundering down upon him, and he smarted with remorse.  In his anguish he tried to sing alto, and made a peculiar rasping sound that tore a reproof for him off the teacher’s nerves.

[Illustration:  Chased the little girls around the yard with it.]

[Illustration:  She would not have invited Harold Jones to sit and sing with her during the opening hour.]