night, but about which they could never agree.
Astounding were the experiments which they occasionally
tried upon the contents of these incomprehensible
tin boxes. Tomatoes they brought to me fried into
cakes with butter, peaches they mixed with canned beef
and boiled for soup, green corn they sweetened, and
desiccated vegetables they broke into lumps with stones.
Never by any accident did they hit upon the right
combination, unless I stood over them constantly and
superintended personally the preparation of my own
supper. Ignorant as they were, however, of the
nature of these strange American eatables, they always
manifested a great curiosity to taste them, and their
experiments in this way were sometimes very amusing.
One evening, soon after we left Shestakova, they happened
to see me eating a pickled cucumber, and as this was
something which had never come within the range of
their limited gastronomical experience, they asked
me for a piece to taste. Knowing well what the
result would be, I gave the whole cucumber to the
dirtiest, worst-looking vagabond in the party, and
motioned to him to take a good bite. As he put
it to his lips his comrades watched him with breathless
curiosity to see how he liked it. For a moment
his face wore an expression of blended surprise, wonder,
and disgust, which was irresistibly ludicrous, and
he seemed disposed to spit the disagreeable morsel
out; but with a strong effort he controlled himself,
forced his features into a ghastly imitation of satisfaction,
smacked his lips, declared it was “akhmel nemelkhin”—very
good,—and handed the pickle to his next
neighbour. The latter was equally astonished
and disgusted with its unexpected sourness, but, rather
than admit his disappointment and be laughed at by
the others, he also pretended that it was delicious,
and passed it along. Six men in succession went
through with this transparent farce with the greatest
solemnity; but when they had all tasted it, and all
been victimised, they burst out into a simultaneous
“ty-e-e-e” of astonishment, and gave free
expression to their long-suppressed emotions of disgust.
The vehement spitting, coughing, and washing out of
mouths with snow, which succeeded this outburst, proved
that the taste for pickles is an acquired one, and
that man in his aboriginal state does not possess
it. What particularly amused me, however, was
the way in which they imposed on one another.
Each individual Korak, as soon as he found that he
had been victimised, saw at once the necessity of
getting even by victimising the next man, and not one
of them would admit that there was anything bad about
the pickle until they had all tasted it. “Misery
loves company,” and human nature is the same
all the world over. Dissatisfied as they were
with the result of this experiment, they were not
at all daunted, but still continued to ask me for
samples of every tin can I opened. Just before
we reached Penzhina, however, a catastrophe occurred
which relieved me from their importunity, and inspired