exclamations of astonishment from the natives as I
brought the bread into eclipse behind the lump of
tallow. My first lecture would have been a grand
success if my native audience had only been able to
understand the representative and symbolical character
of the bread and tallow. The great trouble was
that their imaginative faculties were weak. They
could not be made to see that bread stood for the
moon and tallow-for the earth, but persisted in regarding
them as so many terrestrial products having an intrinsic
value of their own. They accordingly melted up
the earth to drink, devoured the moon whole, and wanted
another lecture immediately. I endeavoured to
explain to them that these lectures were intended to
be
astronomical, not
gastronomical,
and that eating and drinking up the heavenly bodies
in this reckless way was very improper. Astronomical
science I assured them did not recognise any such
eclipses as those produced by swallowing the planets,
and however satisfactory such a course might be to
them, it was very demoralising to my orrery.
Remonstrances had very little effect, and I was compelled
to provide a new sun, moon, and earth for every, lecture.
It soon became evident to me that these astronomical
feasts were becoming altogether too popular, for my
audience thought nothing of eating up a whole solar
system every night, and planetary material was becoming
scarce. I was finally compelled, therefore, to
use stones and snowballs to represent celestial bodies,
instead of bread and tallow, and from that time the
interest in astronomical phenomena gradually abated
and the popularity of my lectures steadily declined
until I was left without a single hearer.
The short winter day of three hours had long since
closed and the night was far advanced when after twenty-three
days of rough travel we drew near our final destination—the
ultima Thule of Russian civilisation.
I was lying on my sledge nearly buried in heavy furs
and half asleep, when the distant barking of dogs
announced our approach to the village of Anadyrsk.
I made a hurried attempt to change my thick fur torbassa
and overstockings for American boots, but was surprised
in the very act by the drawing up of my sledge before
the house of the Russian priest, where we intended
to stop until we could make arrangements for a house
of our own.
A crowd of curious spectators had gathered about the
door to see the wonderful Amerikanse about whom they
had heard, and prominent in the centre of the fur-clad
group stood the priest, with long flowing hair and
beard, dressed in a voluminous black robe, and holding
above his head a long tallow candle which flared wildly
in the cold night air. As soon as I could disencumber
my feet of my overstockings I alighted from my sledge,
amid profound bows and “zdrastvuitias”
from the crowd, and received a hearty welcome from
the patriarchal priest. Three weeks roughing
it in the wilderness had not, I fancy, improved my