at least half that time we could think of nothing
better to do than sit around the camp-fire on bearskins
and talk. Ever since leaving Petropavlovsk, talking
had been our chief amusement; and although it had answered
very well for the first hundred nights or so, it was
now becoming a little monotonous and our mental resources
were running decidedly low. We could not think
of a single subject about which we knew anything that
had not been talked over, criticised, and discussed
to the very bone. We had related to each other
in detail the whole history of our respective lives,
together with the lives of all our ancestors as far
back as we knew anything about them. We had discussed
in full every known problem of Love, War, Science,
Politics, and Religion, including a great many that
we knew nothing whatever about, and had finally been
reduced to such topics of conversation as the size
of the army with which Xerxes invaded Greece and the
probable extent of the Noachian deluge. As there
was no possibility of arriving at any mutually satisfactory
conclusion with regard to either of these important
questions, the debate had been prolonged for twenty
or thirty consecutive nights and the questions finally
left open for future consideration. In cases
of desperate emergency, when all other topics of conversation
failed, we knew that we could return to Xerxes and
the Flood; but these subjects had been dropped by
the tacit consent of both parties soon after leaving
Gizhiga, and were held in reserve as a “dernier
ressort” for stormy nights in Korak yurts.
One night as we were encamped on a great steppe north
of Shestakova, the happy idea occurred to me that
I might pass away these long evenings out of doors,
by delivering a course of lectures to my native drivers
upon the wonders of modern science. It would
amuse me and at the same time instruct them—or
at least I hoped it would, and I proceeded at once
to put the plan into execution. I turned my attention
first to astronomy. Camping out on the open steppe,
with no roof above except the starry sky, I had every
facility for the illustration of my subject, and night
after night as we travelled northward I might have
been seen in the centre of a group of eager natives,
whose swarthy faces were lighted up by the red blaze
of the camp-fire, and who listened with childish curiosity
while I explained the phenomena of the seasons, the
revolution of the planets around the sun, and the
causes of a lunar eclipse. I was compelled, like
John Phoenix, to manufacture my own orrery, and I
did it with a lump of frozen, tallow to represent
the earth, a chunk of black bread for the moon, and
small pieces of dried meat for the lesser planets.
The resemblance to the heavenly bodies was not, I
must confess, very striking; but by making believe
pretty hard we managed to get along. A spectator
would have been amused could he have seen with what
grave solemnity I circulated the bread and tallow
in their respective orbits, and have heard the long-drawn