I confess such fellows
Be in all Royal Camps, and have and must
be,
To make the sin of Coward more detested
In the mean souldier that with such a
foil
Sets off much valour. By description
I should now guess him to you, it was
Bessus,
I dare almost with confidence pronounce
it.
Lyg.
’Tis such a scurvie name as Bessus, and now I think ’tis he.
Mar.
Captain do you call him?
Believe me Sir, you have a misery
Too mighty for your age: A pox upon
him,
For that must be the end of all his service:
Your Daughter was not mad Sir?
Lyg.
No, would she had been,
The fault had had more credit: I
would do something.
Mar.
I would fain counsel you, but to what I know not, he’s so below a beating, that the Women find him not worthy of their Distaves, and to hang him were to cast away a Rope; he’s such an Airie, thin unbodyed Coward, that no revenge can catch him: I’le tell you Sir, and tell you truth; this Rascal fears neither God nor man, he has been so beaten: sufferance has made him Wainscot: he has had since he was first a slave, at least three hundred Daggers set in’s head, as little boys do new Knives in hot meat, there’s not a Rib in’s body o’ my Conscience that has not been thrice broken with dry beating: and now his sides look like two Wicker Targets, every way bended; Children will shortly take him for a Wall, and set their Stone-bows in his forehead, he is of so base a sense, I cannot in a week imagine what shall be done to him.
Lyg.
Sure I have committed some great sin
That this fellow should be made my Rod,
I would see him, but I shall have no patience.
Mar.
’Tis no great matter if you have not: if a Laming of him, or such a toy may do you pleasure Sir, he has it for you, and I’le help you to him: ’tis no news to him to have a Leg broken, or Shoulder out, with being turn’d o’th’ stones like a Tansie: draw not your Sword if you love it; for on my Conscience his head will break it: we use him i’th’ Wars like a Ram to shake a wall withal. Here comes the very person of him, do as you shall find your temper, I must leave you: but if you do not break him like a Bisket, you are much to blame Sir.
[Exit Mar.
Enter Bessus And the Sword men.
Lyg.
Is your name Bessus?
Bes.
Men call me Captain Bessus.
Lyg.
Then Ca[p]tain Bessus, you are
a rank rascall, without more
exordiums, a durty frozen slave; and with
the favor of your
friends here I will beat you.
2 Sword.
Pray use your pleasure Sir,
You seem to be a Gentleman.
Lyg.