A King, and No King eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 165 pages of information about A King, and No King.

A King, and No King eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 165 pages of information about A King, and No King.
continu’d till they hung me up by th’ heels, and beat me wi’ hasle sticks, as if they would have baked me, and have cousen’d some body wi’me for Venison:  After this I rail’d, and eat quietly:  for the whole Kingdom took notice of me for a baffl’d whipt fellow, and what I said was remembred in mirth but never in anger, of which I was glad; I would it were at that pass again.  After this, heaven calls an Aunt of mine, that left two hundred pound in a cousins hand for me, who taking me to be a gallant young spirit, raised a company for me with the money and sent me into Armenia with ’em:  Away I would have run from them, but that I could get no company, and alone I durst not run.  I was never at battail but once, and there I was running, but Mardonius cudgel’d me; yet I got loose at last, but was so fraid, that I saw no more than my shoulders doe, but fled with my whole company amongst my Enemies, and overthrew ’em:  Now the report of my valour is come over before me, and they say I was a raw young fellow, but now I am improv’d, a Plague on their eloquence, ’t will cost me many a beating; And Mardonius might help this too, if he would; for now they think to get honour on me, and all the men I have abus’d call me freshly worthily, as they call it by the way of challenge.

Enter a Gent.

3 Gent.

  Good morrow, Captain Bessus.

Bes.

  Good morrow Sir.

3 Gent.

  I come to speak with you.

Bes.

  You’re very welcome.

3 Gent.

  From one that holds himself wrong’d by you some
  three years since:  your worth he says is fam’d, and he doth
  nothing doubt but you will do him right, as beseems a souldier.

Bes.

  A pox on ’em, so they cry all.

3 Gent.

And a slight note I have about me for you, for the delivery of which you must excuse me; it is an office that friendship calls upon me to do, and no way offensive to you; since I desire but right on both sides.

Bes.

  ’Tis a challenge Sir, is it not?

3 Gent.

  ’Tis an inviting to the field.

Bes.

An inviting?  O Sir your Mercy, what a Complement he delivers it with? he might as agreeable to my nature present me poison with such a speech:  um um um reputation, um um um call you to account, um um um forc’d to this, um um um with my Sword, um um um like a Gentleman, um um um dear to me, um um um satisfaction:  ’Tis very well Sir, I do accept it, but he must await an answer this thirteen weeks.

3 Gent.

  Why Sir, he would be glad to wipe off his stain as soon as he
  could.

Bes.

  Sir upon my credit I am already ingag’d to two hundred, and
  twelve, all which must have their stains wip’d off, if that be
  the word, before him.

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