continu’d till they hung me up by th’
heels, and beat me wi’ hasle sticks, as if
they would have baked me, and have cousen’d
some body wi’me for Venison: After this
I rail’d, and eat quietly: for the whole
Kingdom took notice of me for a baffl’d whipt
fellow, and what I said was remembred in mirth but
never in anger, of which I was glad; I would it
were at that pass again. After this, heaven
calls an Aunt of mine, that left two hundred pound
in a cousins hand for me, who taking me to be a gallant
young spirit, raised a company for me with the money
and sent me into Armenia with ’em:
Away I would have run from them, but that I could
get no company, and alone I durst not run. I was
never at battail but once, and there I was running,
but Mardonius cudgel’d me; yet I got
loose at last, but was so fraid, that I saw no more
than my shoulders doe, but fled with my whole company
amongst my Enemies, and overthrew ’em: Now
the report of my valour is come over before me,
and they say I was a raw young fellow, but now I
am improv’d, a Plague on their eloquence,
’t will cost me many a beating; And Mardonius
might help this too, if he would; for now they
think to get honour on me, and all the men I have
abus’d call me freshly worthily, as they call
it by the way of challenge.
Enter a Gent.
3 Gent.
Good morrow, Captain Bessus.
Bes.
Good morrow Sir.
3 Gent.
I come to speak with you.
Bes.
You’re very welcome.
3 Gent.
From one that holds himself wrong’d
by you some
three years since: your worth he
says is fam’d, and he doth
nothing doubt but you will do him right,
as beseems a souldier.
Bes.
A pox on ’em, so they cry all.
3 Gent.
And a slight note I have about me for you, for the delivery of which you must excuse me; it is an office that friendship calls upon me to do, and no way offensive to you; since I desire but right on both sides.
Bes.
’Tis a challenge Sir, is it not?
3 Gent.
’Tis an inviting to the field.
Bes.
An inviting? O Sir your Mercy, what a Complement he delivers it with? he might as agreeable to my nature present me poison with such a speech: um um um reputation, um um um call you to account, um um um forc’d to this, um um um with my Sword, um um um like a Gentleman, um um um dear to me, um um um satisfaction: ’Tis very well Sir, I do accept it, but he must await an answer this thirteen weeks.
3 Gent.
Why Sir, he would be glad to wipe off
his stain as soon as he
could.
Bes.
Sir upon my credit I am already ingag’d
to two hundred, and
twelve, all which must have their stains
wip’d off, if that be
the word, before him.