They went with messages and letters and telegrams
right and left, to prevent the disgrace of any more
people coming to look at us. And then, when they
were all gone, we being in the kitchen, John soon recollected
how the cook had begged us to be very particular,
and put water every now and then into the boiler,
for the pipe that supplied it was frozen, and if we
didn’t mind it would burst. So off he and
Giles had to go into the dark yard and get in some
water, and then they had to fetch in coals for the
fires, and when John found that all the water in the
back kitchen was frozen, and there was none but what
was boiling to wash his hands in, he broke out again
and denounced Val, and that minute up came the carrier’s
cart to the back door, having rescued the four smallest
Mortimers and Aunt Christie and the nurse, who had
been found stuck fast in the sociable in a drift,
and in the children burst, full of ecstasy and congratulations,
and thinking it the greatest fun in the world that
we should all be in the kitchen. And while Grand
sat in low spirits at one side of the fire, and they
began to amuse themselves by pulling in all the fish-baskets,
and parcels, and boxes, and wedding presents, that
the carriers had left outside in the snow (because
John wouldn’t let them come in and see us),
St. George sat at the end of the dresser with his
arms folded, smoked a cigar, and held his peace.
He must have been very much tired, as well as disgusted,
poor fellow, for he had been rushing about the country
for three days and nights; so he left all the others
to do just what they liked, and say what they liked.
And very soon the whole confusion got to its height,
by the elder children coming in and being told, and
flying at John to condole and cry over him, and entreat
him not to mind. John, indeed! just as if we didn’t
care at all! It was intended that all the children
should sleep in our house, for it is so near the church,
and nothing could prevent the younger ones from thinking
it all the most glorious fun. What with having
been stuck fast, and then coming on in the cart and
finding us in the kitchen, and having supper there,
they were so delighted that they could not conceal
their ecstasy.
“As for little Anastasia, when the weights of the great kitchen clock ran down, and it stopped with an awful sort of gasping click, I believe she thought that was the wedding, for she ran up to St. George, who still sat on the dresser, and said—
“‘Shan’t we have another one to-morrow?’
“‘No, you stoopid little thing!’ Bertie said. ’You know Cousin Val won’t come to do the marrying.’
“‘But somebody must,’ she went on, ’else we can’t have our new nopera cloaks and our satin frocks. Can’t papa?’
“‘No, papa doesn’t wish,’ said Bertie; ‘I asked him.’
“‘Then,’ she said, looking up at St. George, and speaking in a very pathetic tone, ’you will, dear, won’t you? because you know you’re so kind.’