II

Shell out!

I

This, according to our latest subaltern from home, is the title of a revue which is running in Town; but that is a mere coincidence.  The entertainment to which I am now referring took place in Flanders, and the leading parts were assigned to distinguished members of “K (1).”

The scene was the Chateau de Grandbois, or some other kind of Bois; possibly Vert.  Not that we called it that:  we invariably referred to it afterwards as Hush Hall, for reasons which will be set forth in due course.

One morning, while sojourning in what Olympus humorously calls a rest-camp,—­a collection of antiquated wigwams half submerged in a mud-flat,—­we received the intelligence that we were to extricate ourselves forthwith, and take over a fresh sector of trenches.  The news was doubly unwelcome, because, in the first place, it is always unpleasant to face the prospect of trenches of any kind; and secondly, to take over strange trenches in the dead of a winter night is an experience which borders upon nightmare—­the hot-lobster-and-toasted-cheese variety.

The opening stages of this enterprise are almost ritualistic in their formality.  First of all, the Brigade Staff which is coming in visits the Headquarters of the Brigade which is going out—­usually a chateau or farm somewhere in rear of the trenches—­and makes the preliminary arrangements.  After that the Commanding Officers and Company Commanders of the incoming battalions visit their own particular section of the line.  They are shown over the premises by the outgoing tenants, who make little or no attempt to conceal their satisfaction at the expiration of their lease.  The Colonels and the Captains then return to camp, with depressing tales of crumbling parapets, noisome dug-outs, and positions open to enfilade.

On the day of the relief various advance parties go up, keeping under the lee of hedges and embankments, and marching in single file.  (At least, that is what they are supposed to do.  If not ruthlessly shepherded, they will advance in fours along the skyline.) Having arrived, they take over such positions as can be relieved by daylight in comparative safety.  They also take over trench-stores, and exchange trench-gossip.  The latter is a fearsome and uncanny thing.  It usually begins life at the “refilling point,” where the A.S.C. motor-lorries dump down next day’s rations, and the regimental transport picks them up.