It was a dark and cheerless night in mid-winter.  Ominous noises in front of the Boche wire had raised apprehensive surmises in the breast of Brigade Headquarters.  A forward sap was suspected in the region opposite the sector of trenches held by “A” Company.  The trenches at this point were barely forty yards apart, and there was a very real danger that Brother Boche might creep under his own wire, and possibly under ours too, and come tumbling over our parapet.

To Bobby Little came instructions to send a specially selected patrol out to investigate the matter.  Three months ago he would have led the expedition himself.  Now, as a full-blown Company Commander, he was officially precluded from exposing his own most responsible person to gratuitous risks.  So he chose out that recently-joined enthusiast, Angus M’Lachlan, and put him over the parapet on the dark night in question, accompanied by Corporal M’Snape and two scouts, with orders to probe the mystery to its depth and bring back a full report.

It was a ticklish enterprise.  As is frequently the case upon these occasions, nervous tension manifested itself much more seriously at Headquarters than in the front-line trenches.  The man on the spot is, as a rule, much too busy with the actual execution of the enterprise in hand to distress himself by speculation upon its ultimate outcome.  It may as well be stated at once that Angus duly returned from his quest, with an admirable and reassuring report.  But he was a long time absent.  Hence this anecdote.

Bobby had strict orders to report all “developments,” as they occurred, to Headquarters by telephone.  At half-past eleven that night, as Angus M’Lachlan’s colossal form disappeared, crawling, into the blackness of night, his superior officer dutifully rang up Battalion Headquarters, and announced that the venture was launched.  It is possible that the Powers Behind were in possession of information as to the enemy’s intentions unrevealed to Bobby; for as soon as his opening announcement was received, he was switched right through to a very august Headquarters indeed, and commanded to report direct.

Long-distance telephony in the field involves a considerable amount of “linking-up.”  Among other slaves of the Buzzer who assisted in establishing the necessary communications upon this occasion was Private Wamphray.  For the next hour and a half it was his privilege in his subterranean exchange, to sit, with his receiver clamped to his ear, an unappreciative auditor of dialogues like the following:—­

“Is that ‘A’ Company?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Any news of your patrol?”

“No, sir.”

Again, five minutes later:—­

“Is that ‘A’ Company?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Has your officer returned yet?”

“No, sir.  I will notify you when he does.”

This sort of thing went on until nearly one o’clock in the morning.  Towards that hour, Bobby, who was growing really concerned over Angus’s prolonged absence, cut short his august interlocutor’s fifteenth inquiry and joined his Sergeant-Major on the firing-step.  The two had hardly exchanged a few low-pitched sentences when Bobby was summoned back to the telephone.