Merital (surprised).  Well, really—­this is—­I—­you—­we—­er, he, she, they—­Frankly, you embarrass me. (Apologetically) This is my embarrassed face.

Renee.  But I thought you loved me.  Don’t you?

Merital.  No.  That is to say, yes.  Or rather—­

Renee (tearfully).  I w-wish you could make it plainer whether you d-do love me and are pretending you don’t, or you d-don’t love me and are pretending you do.  It’s v-very unsettling for a young girl not to know.

Sir GEORGES ALEXANDRE (surprised and a little hurt).  Can’t you tell from my face?

Miss MARTHA HEDMAN.  This is my first appearance in England, Sir GEORGES.

Sir GEORGES.  True.  I was forgetting.  Well, when you have been with us a little longer, you will know that this is my face when I adore anyone very much, but, owing to an unfortunate episode in my past life, am forced to hide my love.

Renee (alarmed).  Your past wife isn’t alive somewhere?

Merital.  Oh no, not that sort of thing at all. (Embracing her carefully.) I will marry you, Renee, but run along now because my friend Frepeau is coming, and he probably wants to talk business.
          
                                         [Exit Renee.

Enter Frepeau.

Frepeau (excitedly).  Merital, you are in danger.  A scandalous libel is being circulated about you.

Merital (calmly).  Pooh!  Faugh!

Frepeau.  It is said that thirty years ago (Alexandre’s nose twitches), when you were in a solicitor’s office (Alexandre’s jaw drops), you stole ninepence from the stamp drawer (Alexandre’s eyeballs roll).  Of course it is a lie?

Merital (with a great effort obtaining command of his features again).  Of course.

CURTAIN.

ACT II.

Daniel Merital.  Father’s face has been very odd these last few weeks.  Sometimes I wonder whether he didn’t steal the money after all.  But we shall know after the libel action this afternoon.  It starts at two.  Oh, are you there, Father?  I’m just going to see a man about something. [Exit.

Enter_ Frepeau.

Merital.  Ah, Frepeau, the man I wanted to see. (Plaintively) Frepeau, when you called on me in the First Act, don’t you think you might have given some indication by the play of your features that it was you who originated this libel against me, and that you are my deadly enemy?  The merest twitch of the ears would have been enough.

HOLMAN CLARK.  I wanted it to be a surprise for the audience.

Sir GEORGES.  Yes, but is that art?

HOLMAN CLARK.  Besides, in real life—­

Sir GEORGES (amazed).  Real life?  Good Heavens, HOLMAN, is this your first appearance in England too?