and distinguished men: every one of these walked
on to the platform and took his seat in the most simple
and unaffected way, as if quite unconscious of the
many eyes that were looking at them with interest
and curiosity. There were many highly respectable
and sensible men, whom nobody cared particularly to
see, and who took their places in a perfectly natural
manner, as though well aware of the fact. But
there were one or two small men, struggling for notoriety;
and I declare it was pitiful to behold their entrance.
I remarked one, in particular, who evidently thought
that the eyes of the whole meeting were fixed upon
himself, and that, as he walked in, everybody was
turning to his neighbor, and saying with agitation,
“See, that’s Snooks!” His whole gait
and deportment testified that he felt that two or
three thousand eyes were burning him up: you
saw it in the way he walked to his place, in the way
he sat down, in the way he then looked about him.
If anyone had tried to get up three cheers for Snooks,
Snooks would not have known that he was being made
a fool of. He would have accepted the incense
of fame as justly his due. There once was a man
who entered the Edinburgh theatre at the same instant
with Sir Walter Scott. The audience cheered lustily;
and while Sir Walter modestly took his seat, as though
unaware that those cheers were to welcome the Great
Magician, the other man advanced with dignity to the
front of the box, and bowed in acknowledgment of the
popular applause. This of course was but a little
outburst of the great tide of vain self-estimation
which the man had cherished within his breast for
years. Let it be said here, that an affected unconsciousness
of the presence of a multitude of people is as offensive
an exhibition of self-consciousness as any that is
possible. Entire naturalness, and a just sense
of a man’s personal insignificance, will produce
the right deportment. It is very irritating to
see some clergymen walk into church to begin the service.
They come in, with eyes affectedly cast down, and
go to their place without ever looking up, and rise
and begin without one glance at the congregation.
To stare about them, as some clergymen do, in a free
and easy manner, befits not the solemnity of the place
and the worship; but the other is the worse thing.
In a few cases it proceeds from modesty; in the majority
from intolerable self-conceit. The man who keeps
his eyes downcast in that affected manner fancies that
everybody is looking at him; there is an insufferable
self-consciousness about him; and he is much more
keenly aware of the presence of other people than
the man who does what is natural, and looks at the
people to whom he is speaking. It is not natural
nor rational to speak to one human being with your
eyes fixed on the ground; and neither is it natural
or rational to speak to a thousand. And I think
that the preacher who feels in his heart that he is
neither wiser nor better than his fellow-sinners to