There was a gallery at one end, with a big organ in
it. The hall was paved with black and white stone,
and there were some comfortable chairs, a cabinet or
two, and some dim paintings on the walls. Tea
was spread at a small table by the fire, and four
or five men, two of them quite young, the others rather
older, were sitting about on chairs and sofas, or
helping themselves to tea at the table. On the
hearth, with his back to the fire, stood a great, burly
man with a short, grizzled beard and tumbled gray
hair, rather bald, dressed in a rough suit of light-brown
homespun, with huge shooting boots, whom I saw at
once to be my host. The talk stopped as I entered,
and I was aware that I was being scrutinised with
some curiosity. Father Payne did not move, but
extended a hand, which I advanced and shook, and said:
“Very glad to see you, Mr. Duncan—you
are just in time for tea.” He mentioned
the names of the men present, who came and shook hands
very cordially. Barthrop gave me some tea, and
I was inducted into a chair by the fire. I thought
for a moment that I was taking Father Payne’s
place, and feebly murmured something about taking
his chair. “They’re all mine, thanks!”
he said with a smile, “but I claim no privileges.”
Someone gave a faint whistle at this, and Father Payne,
turning his eyes but not his head towards the young
man who had uttered the sound, said: “All
right, Pollard, if you are going to be mutinous, we
shall have a little business to transact together,
as Mr. Squeers said.” “Oh, I’m
not mutinous, sir,” said the young man—“I’m
quite submissive—I was just betrayed into
it by amazement!” “You shouldn’t
get into the habit of thinking aloud,” said
Father Payne; “at least not among bachelors—when
you are married you can do as you like!—I
hope you are polite?” he went on, looking round
at me. “I think so,” I said, feeling
rather shy, “That’s right,” he said.
“It’s the first and only form of virtue!
If you are only polite, there is nothing that you may
not do. This is a school of manners, you know!”
One of the men, Rose by name, laughed—a
pleasant musical laugh. “I remember,”
he said, “that when I was a boy at Eton, my
excellent but very bluff and rough old tutor called
upon us, and was so much taken up with being hearty,
that he knocked over the coal-scuttle, and didn’t
let anyone get a word in; and when he went off in
a sort of whirlwind, my old aunt, who was an incisive
lady, said in a meditative tone: ’How strange
it is that the only thing that the Eton masters seem
able to teach their boys is the only thing they don’t
themselves possess!’”
Father Payne uttered a short, loud laugh at this, and said: “Is there any chance of meeting your aunt?” “No, sir, she is long since dead!” “Blew off too much steam, perhaps,” said Father Payne. “That woman must have had the steam up! I should have liked to have known her—a remarkable woman! Have you any more stories of the same sort about her?”
“Not to-day,” said Rose, smiling.