of cruelty or meanness or deliberate deceit he used
to explode into the most violent language. I
remember a scene which it is almost a terror to me
now to recollect, when I was walking with him, and
we met a tipsy farmer of a neighbouring village flogging
his horse along a lane. He ran up beside the
cart, he stopped the horse, he roared at the farmer,
“Get out of your cart, you d—d brute,
and lead it home.” The farmer descended
in a state of stupefaction. Father Payne snatched
the whip out of his hand, broke it, threw it over
the hedge, threatened him with all the terrors of the
law, and reduced him to a state of abject submission.
Presently he recovered somewhat, and in drunken wrath
began to abuse Father Payne. “Very well,”
said Father Payne, “you can take your choice:
either you lead the horse home quietly, and I’ll
see it done; or else I come with you to the village,
and tell the people what I think of you in the open
street. And if you put up your fist like that
again, I’ll run you home myself and hand you
over to the policeman. I’ll be d—d
if I won’t do it now. Here, Duncan,”
he said to me, “you go and fetch the policeman,
and we’ll have a little procession back.”
The ruffian thought better of it, and led the horse
away muttering, while we walked behind until we were
near the farm, “Now get in, and behave yourself,”
said Father Payne. “And if you choose to
come over to-morrow and beg my pardon, you may; and
if you don’t, I’ll have you up before the
magistrates on Saturday next.”
I had never seen such wrath; but the tempest subsided
instantly, and he walked back with me in high good-humour.
The next day the man came over, and Father Payne said
to me in the evening: “We had quite an affecting
scene. I gave him a bit of my mind, and he thanked
me for speaking straight. He’s a low brute,
but I don’t think he’ll do the same sort
of thing in a hurry. I’ll give him six
weeks to get over his fright, and then I’ll
do a little patrolling!”
His gentleness, on the other hand, with women and
children was beautiful to see. It was as natural
for Father Payne to hurry to a scene of disaster or
grief as it was for others to wish to stay away.
He used to speak to a sufferer or a mourner with great
directness. “Tell me all about it,”
he would say, and he would listen with little nods
and gestures, raising his eyebrows or even shutting
his eyes, saying very little, except a word or two
of sympathy at the end. He knew all the children,
but he never petted them or made favourites, but treated
them with a serious kind of gravity which he assured
us they infinitely preferred. He used to have
a Christmas entertainment for them at the Hall, as
well as a summer feast. He encouraged the boys
and young men to botanise and observe nature in all
forms, and though he would never allow nests to be
taken, or even eggs if he could help it, he would
give little prizes for the noting of any rare bird
or butterfly. “If you want men to live in