The Com. (sternly).  The Law and its name should not be lightly taken in vain.  I have seen on a Gas Company’s circular the terrors of a statute invoked to secure prompt payment of a few shillings!  After all, the Gas Companies (albeit monopolists) are merely traders, and the Public are the customers.  If a butcher, a baker, or a candle-stick maker invariably attempted to secure immediate payment by reference on the invoice to the usefulness of the County Court, it is more than possible that that butcher, that baker, or that candle-stick maker, would speedily have to retire from business via the Bankruptcy column of The London Gazette.  Thus Gas Companies, who adopt a like unpleasant tone, are regarded as the natural enemies of the Public generally.  You have a grievance—­as a shareholder of one of these Associations—­but this is not the place to obtain redress.  If you want to improve your position, keep your eye upon your employes, and teach them the meaning of that well-worn phrase, Suaviter in modo, fortiter in re! You may go!

    [The Witness then retired, with difficulty repressing a
    painful exhibition of the most acute emotion.]

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