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THE REAL GRIEVANCE OFFICE.

(BEFORE MR. COMMISSIONER PUNCH.)

A SHAREHOLDER IN A GAS COMPANY INTRODUCED.

The Commissioner (sharply).  Well, Sir, what is it?

Shareholder.  I have come to complain about the Gas Companies—­

The Com. I am not surprised.  They are generally causing some one or other trouble.

Shareh. No, I beg your pardon, Sir, but you misunderstand me.  I am interested in the prosperity of Gas Companies—­

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The Com. Then I pity you, for they are certain, sooner or later, to be superseded by the Electric Light.

Shareh. Will you allow me to continue?  I am annoyed that some one has been complaining in the Times that “A Chief of a Rental Department” (invariably a person of the highest respectability) has a right to the title of “an arbitrary cove!”

The Com. No doubt someone (who showed his wisdom in appealing to so powerful a tribunal) gave his reasons?

Shareh. Well, yes; he certainly had been served with a demand to pay L1 4s. 10d. within three days, to “prevent the necessity” of the gas supply to his premises being discontinued at a time when he and his family were out of Town, and his house was closed for the recess.

The Com. Prima facie, that seems a strong order!  And I suppose the complainant wrote to the Gas Company, and got no redress?

Shareh. Well, yes.  But then, you see, this demand for payment within three days may have been a final notice.

The Com. (drily).  Seems to have been very final indeed!  Was there anything on the face of the notice to distinguish it from an ordinary unstamped circular?

Shareh. No, I believe not.  But, then, possibly, the account had been submitted to him before.

The Com. How do you know?  Speaking from my own experience, a demand-note is generally left at the house when the master is away, and the Collector does not take the slightest trouble to collect the money.  He leaves it to chance whether the money is sent or not.  Surely you must know that in your character of a householder?

Shareh. Well, yes; I fancy that the collector does sometimes act in a very perfunctory manner.

The Com. And that servants frequently are unable to distinguish between the open circular of a Gas Company asking for the settlement of an account, and the open circular of a touting coal merchant asking for custom?  And when this happens, both find a home in the dust-hole.  Is not that so?

Shareh. Well, yes—­very likely—­but the law is—­